So many bronze tropes...

So I just played a game where I almost literally experienced every single trope you use to describe bronze players, and these guys are in gold, I do not understand, whether they are simply looking for someone else to blame or they're seriously so self entwined and moronic that they seriously believe these things....

Like first and for most, our Twitch was carrying, his support Lee of all things was very good mechanically and got him fed with some of my help as jungle Rengar as well. However he like refused to group, he would split push and constantly look for solo kills then just recall to buy more items instead of pushing with us or splitting for any objectives, never not once did he ever do this. That in and of itself is such a bronze mentality, but to make it even worse, he couldn't step and shoot, he could not kite AT ALL. Like.... wut?

Second, I got "outsmited" at baron by a fucking Cho'Gath ult, which does more true damage to monsters then smite pre lvl 18, but according to my team I single handedly threw the entire game at that point, even though we got a 4 for 1 afterwards where I was the only one who died, but instead of pushing the inhib tower, which had minions already at it, 3 of them recalled while me and the Lee supp pinged the shit of the tower, but they were too busy raging at me for "missing smite." Which ofc is just something that happens on times, not even considering I literally cannot outsmite a Cho ult if I'm not lvl 18, but even in pro LoL play they sometimes miss smites to much less challenging abilities, IT HAPPENS SO DON'T RAGE ABOUT IT LIKE SOME SPOILED TWAT! I can GUARANTEE that the jungler you're bitching and raging at already feels like shit for missing it, being a little bitch about it will not ever make ANYTHING better in any way.

Third, we had a Lee Sin supp, and honestly he was pretty good and did his job in lane.... but he literally never warded aside from using his sightstone for ward hop. We were all getting caught out in numerous ways cause none of us had a fucking sightstone and couldn't keep up the vision without it. I even bought the upgraded trinket, but just me warding without any escapes was far too dangerous most the time, so I'd just ping warnings in areas I thought they'd be, but ofc no one was listening to the jungler who "lost baron" so they'd charge in anyways and die. I do not give a flying rats ass what kind of supp you are, especially if you are building sightstone regardless, you have to help keep the vision up, yes everyone has to help with that, but if you're not doing ANY of it then you're the fucking problem!

Fourth, getting called out for not fighting in a "teamfight" and still having full health afterwards. Twice, mid game, my idiot Vlad got caught out trying to Q an enemy in their own jungle without any allies nearby and very little vision, but both times we all went running hoping to maybe catch some of them by surprise and use Vlad's ult to our advantage, but both times I ulted in as Rengar and jumped one of their carries (getting the kill the first time), but seeing how my team was just getting shredded I didn't jump back in like some pleb, I backed off and recalled to try and stop them from pushing, or SOMETHING. But both times my team just raged and raged and raged about how the "full health Rengar never helps his team." Like wtf do you want me to do? Die as well? There weren't any low health targets for me to kill quickly on top of them having high amounts of cc and multiple opponents at full fucking health as well! How could anyone think jumping into that on your own would be a good fucking idea?

Fifth, JUST DO BARON!!!! Three times we came out on top of a fight cause the idiot enemy team dived us like twats and we aced them or got 4 kills at least with 3-4 of us still up, and each time I was pinging baron, cause we had no waves in any position to get any towers since my mid and top were just getting continuously wrecked and Twitch had been freezing bot lane almost everytime and had to join the fight late, so the wave wasn't moving in our favor ever. But every single time, my team pinged me away before I was even in range to set up vision saying "we can't do it fast enough!" Bitch yes you can! It's just baron, and they have ONE person up for the next 20-30 secs, that's PLENTY of time when our adc is up! But I wasn't going to solo it ofc, so I set up as much vision as I could do on my own in that area, but right afterwards my team would then focus on the bot side of the map since that's where Twitch always went and they wanted to just stick near him cause they thought he was solo carrying... where we didn't have any vision at all of course. Luckily the enemy team was also too stupid to just rush baron at this point, but they'd post up with decent wave clear and my team would just stand in front of them holding their dicks, so nothing was getting done and my team was always in range of being engaged on, Vlad in particular would get caught out almost every single time we fought. I'd try to get other lanes moving, so we could actually get SOMETHING, but if I did this then when my team got caught and lost a 4v5 (where we'd have lost a 5v5 as well) it was my fault for not being there, or when I was there I'd have to just run away when Vlad, and sometimes Zed, once again got caught. No matter how much vision I put up, they somehow never saw anyone ever flanking, or just never respected the engage potential of a Cho'Gath Q....

So yeah, idc what elo you are, if you play as much like a bronze as these teammates of mine I just had, then you're just a bronze in my books, cause you're literally no fucking better.