Most effective way to climb ranks quickly

Have you ever been trying your hardest to climb only to have your promos trolled over and over? You do your best, try to communicate, but you still cant seem to wrangle that one troll on your team to victory? As hard as you try, you are just stuck. Well, ladies and gentlemen, i have the solution.

If you cannot win when you are trying to win, then it is only logical that you can not lose if you are trying to lose. You see, statistically there is only likely one troll in any game, and if you are that troll, you can ensure that you are not trolled. When you attempt to lose, you will activate the negative reaction in your teammates to spite your desires and they will greatly outperform their opponents. (note that every time you are trolled, you are most definitely winning your lane as well)

You cannot lose if you want to lose, you will only climb. Trust me, i know things.