Thank you to Rocko15.

I wish so much I was joking about this. However, the chat in the link above saved me so much.

While chatting with a customer at work I had them tell me their laptop was "SUSV". Now, I do a lot of work with computers but had never seen this before. So, off to trusty Google, the first link was the one above, now I was thinking it's some cheep chinese knock off. After seeing the photo, I cried, I really did. I have seen people joke about a "HP" laptop being a "DY" laptop, but I had never see any one be serious about it.

So, thank you Rocko15 for saving me. I must out of here now and go cry some more.