The tale of Trollmus. Read or Feed!!!!

So i just spent an hour and a half getting my roommate unstuck from our snowed in driveway. I came inside, brewed some coffee and decided I'd like to play some ranked. i log in, queue up. Shortly it pops. I accept. We enter the summoning chambers. All is well. Bans are made plans are set. The fellow below me shouts "Top or feed". Ok he will get his top so we don't have to worry about him trolling. So we do what you do when dealing with trolls let him be ignore his cries. They pick Graves. Yes!! I get and lock in my first pick Vi, jungle. Alright mates we got this. OK, looks like Rammus top, that's decent we can work with this.

Oh but wait after calling top he instead locks in that Rammus and shouts "Oh nvm Jung or feed!". Crap OK lets go with it. I'm a team player we can make this work. But no it was not so my friends. For this fellow was on a vendetta it seems. A spiraling powerball of utter trolldom, From this point in this sad tale we shall refer to him as: Trollmus. So our grand Trollmus begins to call my Vi top bad i ignore it but the other random Summoners defend my cause baffled by this madness. So Trollmus demands they apologize or he shall feed for there minor slights to his character. We ignore his please. I frankly state that we do not care about his silly demands for if this is our fate, I for one will accept it to remove such negativity from the community. Trollmus begins his countdown with the timer:

"20" "15" "10" Trollmus swaps summoners to Teleport & Revive {{summoner:10}} . "5" Oh crap. My mind shouts as i view this transformation. I hastily swap back to Jungle form Vi. "0" Brace yourself my brethren we take this beating to rid the world of an evil most diabolical.

The match begins. Me: GL and HF and we'll prolly all be reporting Rammus. Enemy: You too and why? FIRST BLOOD died 5 seconds later An Ally has been slain.... RIP

Needless to say the horrors of this story continues but we held it together we ignored the troll. We fought bravely and tried out best. The forces were to great. The game ended at 21:21 with our heads hung in defeat and the order for surrender given. Trollmus in his glory ended the game 2/31/7. I viewed Trollmus profile so that i could see if maybe they were just having a bad day. Lo and behold though his previous match before this was also Rammus 0/26/6 and it lasted 20:54. So it seems other brave souls experienced such a fate in order to benefit good.

Anyway thank you for reading my little story. Not to great and doubt many will read it. Just needed to get this out there. Missing the Tribunal and the feeling of doing good to improve the community we are all in. I'd like to see riot maybe take into consideration some sort of system to help alleviate a single person being able to negatively impact game so hard. Feel free to toss any stories you might have where you took a loss to report a troll rather than passing it on to others with a dodge.

P.S. If you didn't read this i wont really feed. Unless it's poro's .