It would suck to be support Tahm Ketch

People be yelling at you to eat them and ride free in your belly.

Pretty sure Graves would taste like ass.

Caitlyn's rifle and hat would make you choke.

Kog'maw would probably have the weirdest texture, but at least would be the cutest to help out. But then again he probably tastes awful.

Ashe would give you f***ing brainfreeze

Lucian would insist taking his cozy chair with him, so you'd be too bloated to move.

Ezreal would insist on exploring your insides, so f*** that guy.

Corki wouldn't get in with out his aircraft. Have fun with that.

Kalista would be prickly due to f***ing spears poking out of her.

Draven would shred your insides due to his unbreakable habit of spinning his axes around.

Twitch would taste as bad as he smelled. Dirty f***ing rat.

Urgot is basically just a fatter Twitch. You'll die from the overload of foul flavors.

Jinx would probably taste like some kind of drug and trigger a high.

Tristana would taste like gunpowder most likely.

Quinn would insist you also devour her hawk to carry with her. Feathers everywhere.

Vayne would drive you insane with her constant mumblings and ramblings about shadows and demon spawn, then probably shadow box the s*** out of your insides.

Miss Fortune taste like stale you know what.

Varus would taste like corrupted fungus.

f***, what a needy, distasteful crew.

Who would you support and who would you turn down?

I would side with Kog'maw. Because he's adorable at least. I would probably deny Urgot because he's f***ing disgusting.

So if you get a support Tahm Ketch. Appreciate the hurdles he's going through by eating you and providing safe passage everywhere. A take a motherfucking shower.