Hunger Games Simulator: Draven Games!

Hey guys. I've finally decided to make a post on the forums. And to follow a long standing tradition of mine, I'll share the results of this Hunger Games simulation I just did. Whenever I find a game or show with a big cast of characters I like to put a bunch of names into the simulator and see what happens. So for today's simulation we have: Tristana, Teemo, Riven, Yasuo, Lucian, Thresh, Aatrox, Tahm Kench, the Kindred, Vi, Jinx, Ezreal, Lux, Garen, Katarina, Rengar, Kha'Zix, Tryndamere, Ashe, Orianna, Jhin, Kled, and Draven.

For this simulation, assume that every champion lacks their weaponry, powers, and super natural strengths. Also assume that Wolf and Lamb can live on without one another.

Let the Bloodbath begin!

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Riven runs away from the Cornucopia.

Garen runs away from the Cornucopia.

Tryndamere clutches a first aid kit and runs away.

Lucian runs away from the Cornucopia.

Teemo runs away from the Cornucopia.

Orianna runs into the cornucopia and hides.

Yasuo retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.

Rengar grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.

Ezreal runs away from the Cornucopia.

Kha'Zix steps off his podium too soon and blows up.

Lamb runs away from the Cornucopia.

Lux runs away with a lighter and some rope.

Ashe grabs a shovel.

Kled and Thresh fight for a bag. Kled gives up and retreats.

Aatrox grabs a sword.

Jinx runs away from the Cornucopia.

Wolf takes a handful of throwing knives.

Draven snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.

Jhin grabs a shovel.

Tristana runs away from the Cornucopia.

Tahm Kench runs away from the Cornucopia.

Vi grabs a jar of fishing bait while Katarina gets fishing gear.

The first day hasn't even begun and Kha'Zix is already dead. Perhaps Rengar rigged their podium? Anyways, the first day begins.

Jinx, Jhin, Draven, and Aatrox hunt for other tributes.

Lamb diverts Rengar's attention and runs away.

Tryndamere sprains his ankle while running away from Vi.

Tristana, Thresh, Kled, and Riven raid Yasuo's camp while he is hunting.

Ashe discovers a river.

Lux tracks down and kills Orianna.

Garen discovers a cave.

Wolf explores the arena.

Ezreal overhears Tahm Kench and Lucian talking in the distance.

Teemo attacks Katarina, but she manages to escape.

A few people nearly died, one did. Besides that nothing really interesting occurred. Let the first night begin.

Kled poisons Tristana's drink. She drinks it and dies.

Aatrox is awoken by nightmares.

Thresh and Vi run into each other and decide to truce for the night.

Teemo defeats Jinx in a fight, but spares her life.

Tryndamere receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Tahm Kench begs for Lux to kill him. She refuses, keeping Tahm Kench alive.

Yasuo and Wolf talk about the tributes still alive.

Lamb stays awake all night.

Jhin climbs a tree to rest.

Ashe attempts to climb a tree, but falls to her death.

Lucian is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

Katarina is awoken by nightmares.

Ezreal screams for help.

Garen, Riven, and Rengar cheerfully sing songs together.

Draven is awoken by nightmares.

Straight off the bat, Kled has poisoned Tristana. And I'm afraid Teemo is going around showing every champ whose boss. Ashe also died trying to copy Jhin. But ignoring that stuff, everyone seems to be having fun! Yasuo and Wolf are exchanging old edge stories, and Garen, Riven, and Rengar are singing songs! The second day begins.

Lucian receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Kled begs for Rengar to kill him. He refuses, keeping Kled alive.

Lux ambushes Riven and kills her.

Yasuo chases Thresh.

Katarina stalks Jinx.

Jhin poisons Draven's drink, but mistakes it for his own and dies.

Wolf thinks about home.

Vi throws a knife into Garen's chest.

Tahm Kench travels to higher ground.

Teemo strangles Lamb after engaging in a fist fight.

Aatrox practices his archery.

Ezreal sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Tryndamere practices his archery.

Kled is beginning to realize he actually killed another Yordle. Lux kills Riven out of nowhere. Thresh and Jinx are in some serious danger. Jhin proves to the world he's an idiot. Garen takes a knife to the chest, but he might've survived. Teemo continues to show his strength while Aatrox and Tryndamere train to be the next Varus. Second night.

Tahm Kench, Tryndamere, Wolf, Teemo, and Lux sleep in shifts.

Draven quietly hums.

Aatrox passes out from exhaustion.

Thresh convinces Jinx to snuggle with him.

Kled sets an explosive off, killing Yasuo, and Katarina.

Lucian, Rengar, Vi, and Ezreal sleep in shifts.

A majority of the champions seem to like sleeping in groups. Thresh is trying to get at Jinx, and Kled takes out two extremely dangerous champions with one bomb. The Yordles seem to be in charge here. Third day.

Wolf receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Draven stalks Vi.

Rengar overhears Lux and Aatrox talking in the distance.

Lucian sprains his ankle while running away from Tryndamere.

Thresh steals from Jinx while she isn't looking.

Tahm Kench receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Teemo searches for a water source.

Ezreal shoots a poisonous blow dart into Kled's neck, slowly killing him.

I think Garens absence confirms his death. And Thresh was only in it for Jinxs loot! Ezreal takes the shot and rids the arena of one Yordle. Third night.

Draven, Teemo, and Thresh cheerfully sing songs together.

Rengar tends to Lucian's wounds.

Vi and Jinx hold hands.

Aatrox and Ezreal talk about the tributes still alive.

Tryndamere starts a fire.

Wolf and Tahm Kench threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.

Lux attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

Thresh runs away to hang out with his friends. Rengar is surprisingly helping Lucian out. "I can't hunt you if you're injured!" He might've said. Jinx forgets all about Thresh and starts spending time with Vi. Aatrox seems to have taken an interest in both Lux and Ezreal. Wolf and Tahm try to hold themselves hostage but end up dying instead. Sucks to be them. Fourth day.

Aatrox thinks about home.

Ezreal and Teemo work together for the day.

Thresh hunts for other tributes.

Vi thinks about home.

Rengar receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Tryndamere runs away from Lux.

Draven tries to spear fish with a trident.

Lucian goes hunting.

Jinx makes a slingshot.

Where is home, Aatrox? Rengar is looking like the competitions designated medic now. And Jinx makes a slingshot to replace her guns. Fourth night.

Tryndamere, Jinx, and Rengar cheerfully sing songs together.

Teemo begs for Lucian to kill him. He refuses, keeping Teemo alive.

Vi cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.

Thresh cries himself to sleep.

Aatrox attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

Draven is awoken by nightmares.

Lux and Ezreal tell stories about themselves to each other.

This simulation is so strange. Cheery things happen, then some dark stuff goes down. Fifth day.

Draven stalks Rengar.

Lucian defeats Lux in a fight, but spares her life.

Ezreal explores the arena.

Teemo tries to spear fish with a trident.

Thresh is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

Tryndamere tries to sleep through the entire day.

Aatrox sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Jinx hunts for other tributes.

Nothing too eventful, but that smoke Aatrox saw could've been from the fight between Lucian and Lux. I fear every remaining champion is too friendly with one another. Fifth night.

Aatrox receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Ezreal, Lucian, Thresh, Tryndamere, and Draven sleep in shifts.

Rengar receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Teemo stays awake all night.

Jinx throws a knife into Lux's chest.

Jinx, the wild card, has just stabbed Lux. But everyone else is just chilling. Aatrox has his supplies and Rengar got his explosives to set up in the jungle. There's an arena event! The Feast!

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Aatrox bleeds out due to untreated injuries.

Jinx decides not to go to The Feast.

Rengar stuffs a bundle of dry clothing into a backpack before sprinting away.

Lucian sobs while gripping a photo of his friends and family.

Thresh decides not to go to The Feast.

Draven falls into a pit and dies.

Ezreal decides not to go to The Feast.

Teemo stuffs a bundle of dry clothing into a backpack before sprinting away.

Tryndamere decides not to go to The Feast.

How Aatrox, how!? Your whole deal is keeping blood in! You got supplies! How the-how the hell? He can activate his passive right, right!? I suppose it's a good thing Thresh didn't go to the Feast, probably would've been killed by Lucian. Oh yeah, and Draven died. Sixth day.

Teemo travels to higher ground.

Ezreal runs away from Tryndamere.

Jinx defeats Thresh in a fight, but spares his life.

Lucian makes a slingshot.

Rengar hunts for other tributes.

Ah, sweet justice. Thresh got his ass kicked by Jinx. Well, rest in peace Aatrox. Sixth night.

Rengar cooks his food before putting his fire out.

Lucian receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Teemo, Ezreal, and Jinx track down and kill Thresh.

Tryndamere is awoken by nightmares.

Strange. Jinx and Ezreal managed to kill Thresh, but Teemo helped out in the murder. Seventh day.

Rengar searches for a water source.

Lucian runs away from Teemo.

Ezreal discovers a cave.

Jinx scares Tryndamere off.

At this point since my two primary champions are dead, I've no choice but to go for either Rengar or Jinx. Seventh night.

Teemo receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Ezreal starts a fire.

Rengar and Lucian talk about the tributes still alive.

Jinx repeatedly stabs Tryndamere to death with sais.

It's nice to see that the friendship between Rengar and Lucian has seemingly survived. But Jinx seems to have completely lost it. Eighth day.

Lucian diverts Teemo's attention and runs away.

Jinx discovers a cave.

Ezreal sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Rengar sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

How uneventful. But what will Jinx find in this cave? A bag full of care, or tools of destruction? Arena event!

A fire spreads throughout the arena.

Jinx survives.

Teemo survives.

Lucian survives.

Rengar survives.

A fireball strikes Ezreal, killing him.

Poor Ezreal, I suppose someone had to go. Eighth night.

Lucian cries himself to sleep.

Rengar thinks about home.

Jinx pushes Teemo off a cliff during a knife fight.

This has just been one big roller coaster of pain for Lucian. And Teemo, the strongest of all the contestants meets his end at the hands of Jinx! Ninth day!

Lucian diverts Jinx's attention and runs away.

Rengar receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

This is honestly one of longest simulations I've ever ran. But I feel Rengar will end it with the explosives he's stockpiled. Even if it means taking out Lucian. Ninth night.

Rengar and Lucian huddle for warmth.

Jinx passes out from exhaustion.

Jinx seems to be exhausted. They're no longer able to get hyper. I'm honestly going to be sad when Rengar and Lucian have to part. This was in no way canon, but with this long of a read, it's some high quality fictional bromance. Tenth day.

Jinx, Rengar, and Lucian start fighting, but Rengar runs away as Jinx kills Lucian.

Oh man! It seems Lucian and Rengar tried to take Jinx out in one final battle, but couldn't end it. Now Rengar is friendless, and Jinx is angered. Who will win!? Tenth night!

Jinx poisons Rengar's drink. He drinks it and dies.

What. Why would two enemies sit together and allow this? How?

So yeah. Jinx won. She finished the simulation with not two, not three, but six kills! Three times as many as Teemo and twice as much as Kled! I suppose Thresh's antics and Vi's suicide really messed her up.

Darkest simulation ever.