Riot, can I get a Taric poster?

Now I know this is a weird thing to ask but Taric is a very sexy man, even if your straight. I would love to have a poster of him hanging in my room so when I play League even if my support is a Nautilus or something I can always feel Tarics starlight touch by my side. Would it be at all possible for you guys down at Riot HQ to send me even a very tiny poster of just his splash art so I can have it as a poster? I would be very humbled Riot. Please.

-I would also be willing to straight up send you like $5 or something in the mail for it if necessary.