I live one mile from your campus and have previous experience as a QA tester on AAA titles.
Here is my story.
It all started when our overrated adventurer, VasG1, woke up in a magical cornfield. It was the third time it had happened. Feeling excessively angered, VasG1 stroked a live Ziggs hand grenade, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). A few unfulfilled decades later, he realized that his beloved Easter Bunny Teemo Skin was missing! Immediately he called his former summoner friend, 3PEET. VasG1 had known 3PEET for (plus or minus) 61 years, the majority of which were uforgetable ones. 3PEET was unique. He was congenial though sometimes a little... insensitive. VasG1 called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.
3PEET picked up to a very glad VasG1. 3PEET calmly assured him that most spotted wolf hamsters sigh before mating, yet spotted wolf hamsters usually earnestly grimace after mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting VasG1. Why was 3PEET trying to distract VasG1? Because he had snuck out from VasG1's with the Easter Bunny Teemo Skin only three days prior. It was a enchanting little Easter Bunny Teemo Skin... how could he resist?
It didn't take long before VasG1 got back to the subject at hand: his Easter Bunny Teemo Skin. 3PEET cringed. Relunctantly, 3PEET invited him over, assuring him they'd find the Easter Bunny Teemo Skin. VasG1 grabbed his time machine and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, 3PEET realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the Easter Bunny Teemo Skin and he had to do it randomly. He figured that if VasG1 took the nappy, busted-out hatchback, he had take at least eleven minutes before VasG1 would get there. But if he took the Segway? Then 3PEET would be exceedingly screwed.
Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, 3PEET was interrupted by seven pestering minnions that were lured by his Easter Bunny Teemo Skin. 3PEET yawned; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling exasperated, he thoughtfully reached for his dull pencil and recklessly groped every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the disease-infested jungle, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the Segway rolling up. It was VasG1.
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As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at Jim's House of Wings to pick up a 12-pack of bananas, so he knew he was running late. With a heroic leap, VasG1 was out of the Segway and went sassily jaunting toward 3PEET's front door. Meanwhile inside, 3PEET was panicking. Not thinking, he tossed the Easter Bunny Teemo Skin into a box of carrots and then slid the box behind his refrigerator. 3PEET was worried but at least the Easter Bunny Teemo Skin was concealed. The doorbell rang.
'Come in,' 3PEET wildly purred. With a heroic push, VasG1 opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some insensitive spite-toting jerk in a pimp fresh, Slam Dunk Darius, he lied. 'It's fine,' 3PEET assured him. VasG1 took a seat wonderfully far from where 3PEET had hidden the Easter Bunny Teemo Skin. 3PEET sneezed trying unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' he blurted. But VasG1 was distracted. Suddenly inspired by the wise teachings of Confuscious, 3PEET noticed a stupid look on VasG1's face. VasG1 slowly opened his mouth to speak.
'...What's that smell?'
3PEET felt a stabbing pain in his fingernail when VasG1 asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had hidden the Easter Bunny Teemo Skin right by his oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A annoying look started to form on VasG1's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's bananas from when she used to have pet legless puppies. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. VasG1 nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before 3PEET could react, VasG1 carefully lunged toward the box and opened it. The Easter Bunny Teemo Skin was plainly in view.
VasG1 stared at 3PEET for what must've been ten minutes. In a tragically predictable turn of events, 3PEET danced surreptitiously in VasG1's direction, clearly desperate. VasG1 grabbed the Easter Bunny Teemo Skin and bolted for the door. It was locked. 3PEET let out a exotic chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, VasG1,' he rebuked. 3PEET always had been a little annoying, so VasG1 knew that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape before 3PEET did something crazy, like... start using Singed poison gas on him or something. Absolutely thrilled, he gripped his Easter Bunny Teemo Skin tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.
3PEET looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from VasG1. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame six days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly he felt a tinge of concern for VasG1. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. 3PEET walked over to the window and looked down. VasG1 was gone.
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Just yonder, VasG1 was struggling to make his way through the imaginery Twisited Treeline behind 3PEET's place. VasG1 had severely hurt his love handle during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of minnions suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the Easter Bunny Teemo Skin. One by one they latched on to VasG1. Already weakened from his injury, VasG1 yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of minnions running off with his Easter Bunny Teemo Skin.
But then God came down with His clever smile and restored VasG1's Easter Bunny Teemo Skin. Feeling worried, God smote the minnions for their injustice. Then He got in His homemade car and dashed away with the fortitude of 550,000 long-haired sea monkeys running from a little pack of albino cats. VasG1 danced with joy when he saw this. His Easter Bunny Teemo Skin was safe. It was a good thing, too, because in three minutes his favorite Twitch Streem, Imaqtpie, was going to come on (followed immediately by 'When albino cats meet contraceptive'). VasG1 was excited. And so, everyone except 3PEET and a few malaria-toting man-eating capybaras lived blissfully happy, forever after.
The End.