Fumuttonchops.
Hello all. I am here to teach you the ways of fumuttonchops! Quick Note: I will break many rules of fumuttonchops to teach you how to actually fumuttonchops.
Some of you may be wondering, "Wtf? What possessed you to post this?" Well that is a good question my friend. Its to share what fumuttonchops is and how it can help you in everyday life!
Well what is fumuttonchops exactly?
Is 
Fumuttonchops?
Yes
Is http://stopandbreathe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/happy-girl-in-field-medium.jpg fumuttonchops? Yes!
Fumuttonchops is everything and anything you can think of. That means your mind, body, soul, math, video games and space can all be fumuttonchops!
You can use it to describe something: "Jenny, that is so fumuttonchops!" You can use it as an emotion: "I am so fumuttonchops right now. I need a hug." You can even use it as a name: "Yo, fumuttonchops, want to go watch the football game tonight?"
"Well why can't I use it for an entire sentence?". Well Billy, there are such things as The Rules of Fumuttonchops. These rules are to help you become better at fumuttonchops and able to share your knowledge of what fumuttonchops is.
The Rules of Fumuttonchops
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Fumuttonchops can not be used as a sentence, it must be within a sentence. Example of bad fumuttonchops: "Fumuttonchops." Example of good fumuttonchops: "We are having fumuttonchops for dinner billy."
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Fumuttonchops can not be used more then 3 times in a single sentence. Example of bad fumuttonchops: "Well fumuttonchops is fumuttonchops because fumuttonchops likes fumuttonchops." Example of good fumuttonchops. "Fumuttonchops is fumuttonchops. There is no other way to explain it!"
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When typing out fumuttonchops, it will always be capitalize when its the first word but never capitalized when its NOT the first word. Example of bad fumuttonchops: "Can Fumuttonchops be toned down a bit?" Example of good fumuttonchops: "We think that fumuttonchops could provide us with a better explaination."
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When using fumuttonchops in a face to face talk, do not smile before you say fumuttonchops. This is one of the biggest rules because you can make fumuttonchops not easily absorbed by your conversation partner(s). Also laughing just after using it unless used within a joke is just as bad.
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You can not, may not and should not use fumuttonchops for ONE DAY after breaking any of the first four rules. You will be frowned upon by the fumuttonchops society and ignored for trying to use fumuttonchops too soon.
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If somebody is confused by fumuttonchops, do not try to explain it to them. If they ask, tell them "Fumuttonchops is fumuttonchops." and move on.
That is the rules of fumuttonchops! Very simple to follow. You may be thinking, "pfft, I will use fumuttonchops how I please, you can't have moderation over a word." While you may be somewhat right, the fumuttonchops society will help you figure out that fumuttonchops is not just a word, its a lifestyle choice.
Now you may be thinking "Fumuttonchops society? What is that?" Well, only those who are part of fumuttonchops society knows what they are and soon one day you will join and become one of us!
Some Tips:
Be careful when using fumuttonchops at your supervisors or teachers, they may take offensive to it and could punish you for it or they may have you sign up for therapy. This is of course if they do not know what fumuttonchops is.
Try to be sober when using fumuttonchops. More then likely you will break some, if not all the rules of fumuttonchops and could be detrimental to your health and spirit.
Do not over use fumuttonchops. It can get lackluster and then you won't be able to help enlighten them on fumuttonchops.
Thank you all for taking the time to become enlightened on what fumuttonchops is and how it can help you with everyday life!