Situations that make you want your toxic ADC to lose lane and lose it HARD, even though you actually still try to win. Feel free to contribute!

1. Doesn't know and doesn't care to know what Relic Shield is and verbally abuses you literally all game for using it CORRECTLY (only when charges are up) because they are so stupid they don't suspect anything when a minion at roughly half-health dies to ONE auto-attack.

2. Flashes past enemy minions to hard-engage 1v2 when you are both low health and you have no mana to even ATTEMPT a peel of any sort (short of wasting Exhaust which would be silly when you know they'll die anyway).

3. You port back to pick up more wards and the INSTANT the current ones expire, they proceed to try to visit mid lane via river (bonus points if no one has seen jungler for a good long time and/or mid lane already gave out an MIA alert).

4. Gets caught out of position, you successfully peel at the turret, no chance in hell of being able to get a kill on anyone, still doubles back with a nearly invisible sliver of health and runs straight into a skillshot from the enemy who can afford to eat a couple turret blasts.

5a) Makes sure to only fight when you aren't there or can't catch up to help, dies (possibly dragging other teammates down with them), blames you.

5b) Makes sure to only fight when you aren't there or can't catch up, gets kill, berates you later on because of little to no assists and no items of any relevance for how far into the game you are due to little or no assist gold. (Bonus points if you have Relic Shield line and wave-clears before you can touch a single minion).

6. Jungler initiates gank, lets them do all the chasing and whittling down, continues to CS all the while, complains when enemy gets away, possibly killing jungler and/or support in the process.

Getting a bit tired so I'll leave it as it is. Continue without me!