I'm down 88 RP, so I'm submitting this to riot

Malahala·7/21/2015, 5:27:25 AM·90 votes·2,577 views

_I've had my eye on Special Forces Gangplank for a while, but, alas, now that he is on sale, I'm down 88 RP. Here's a poem to reveal the true nature of my yearning to Riot. _

Special Forces Gangplank - surely a sight to see,

new with the Black Market, and goin' on sale is he.

At 487 shillings, the pirate you may own,

and in enemies' faces, a barrel will be blown.

Alas, one summoner, Grompy, Gangplank's mate,

will miss this killer deal, at the cost of RP: 88.

Long I have languished, to sail the open sea,

so here, now to Riot, I make my desperate plea.

Dear Riot employees, who created of the champ so valiant,

I wish to possess him, and on the Rift, prove my great talent.

At this point I can see, that the ballad has grown old,

so I leave with just one wish: 'tis merely 88 gold.

Rioters please view this and rush to my aid.

27 Comments

Laughing Fish7/21/2015, 2:29:32 PM12 votes

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-19101-Flaming-Moes-upvote-gif-Simpso-wrRf.gif

RetroRage967/21/2015, 5:30:11 AM9 votes

It is a work of art. I love the artisticism shown through the placement of the GP face, perfectly squared between two tears, seemingly of a sold material. The meaning is... beyond profound... it is groundbreaking.

Tulzurak7/21/2015, 2:40:28 PM4 votes

I started reading this in my head as the theme song to Spongebob, cuz pirates.

Well done though!

Leona Del Réy7/21/2015, 2:13:14 PM3 votes

I think I speak for us all when I say, "Rito pls"

The Lexer7/21/2015, 2:26:57 PM3 votes

Holy sht that was amazing :')

Taredom7/21/2015, 6:31:02 AM3 votes

I think they'll gift you 88 RP, they've done it for me before but I had submitted a ticket and proposed ideas (they like this sort of thing, whether it be drawings, etc.)

GL mate!

While on the subject of Special K (lol, just came up with that) enjoy some pirate jokes.

How much does a pirate payyyyy for corrrrn?

A buccaneer! Yar.

Why is the pirates life so addictingggg?

Because once you're in, you're hooked!

What's a pirates worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty!

This jokes tricky because there is no right answer, ill explain.

The joke is: what is a pirates favorite restaurant? If they answer long john silvers, you say no, look at them like they're an idiot and say Arrrrrby's. If they say the latter, still say no and flip it with the former. XD

Gaddafi7/21/2015, 11:46:40 AM3 votes

88 RP and mystery gift!

Well deserved.

HAIL WHYDRA7/21/2015, 3:54:14 PM2 votes

You have to send a support ticket and a MS paint drawing. Its happened to me befor when I was down 15 rp for Battlecast kog. I send a support ticket and made an expertly made MS paint drawing of me getting a penta as kog. Needless to say I got a little bit extra than what I needed.

Edit: I found the picture. I still have it for some reason. http://imgur.com/yjM0Efk