Miracles do happen

So a few minutes ago I was the bearer of triumphant victory in the face of immense adversity and I feel inclined to tell you all a tale. Backdrop: I'm playing with my newbie friend cause I don't have many friends and none of them play league besides him and needless to say the elo ratio is staggering. I get into a game and call adc but some troll auto locks jinx and proceeds to tell me that I'm a jerk and an idiot trying to take Warwick in the Botlane. I tried to explain that I wasn't planning on taking Warwick down there I was simply picking jungle due to her selfish actions. The game proceeds and I do rather well, farming, ganking and whatnot. After a bit the game goes sour and jinx starts to point fingers at me telling me I steal kills and am just generally bad. As I keep trying to explain game mechanics and other subtleties about gameplay she continues to rage and feeling the glowing green radioactive toxicity emanating from her I decide to keep my distance and in the end the game ends in our defeat. In post I report and ask others to so the same while continuing to attempt explanation before cueing up for another game. Next champ select I call adc and there's an auto locked jinx sitting on my screen bearing the summoner name I had recently come to regard with disdain, I repeat my previous rant about auto locking and pick vi jungle while the rest of my team and I are bathed in that greenish glow again. Once she realizes that I am who I am she starts to spam inflammatory things and just talk general shit on me. So the game starts and my first clear goes off without a hitch and after shopping I head top to try and gank my buddy's duo top that he's been struggling with for about 10-12 minutes when something miraculous happens. The gank goes off perfectly netting me a double while I'm still 3/4 health. I go into the enemy jungle and having oracle's from the birds I come across no wards or resistance of any sort farming out blue side completely and rotating down mid to gank again which also goes splendidly resulting in a brief broing out with my midlaner while I shop again, I continue farming very quickly on account of the boost the three kills I had gotten prior had given me, I keep ganking top and mid over and over snowballing out of control and ending up with 8 kills before my first death. Meanwhile bottom lane has gone to absolute shit they're two towers down and jinx is raging hard, not at me but just in general. I must admit my ignoring her lane was somewhat vindictive of me but I also felt with my jungle intuition to not gank a losing lane, especially one so radioactively toxic. At this point I decide it's a better idea to lull the enemy team into a false sense of security and I let them take the third tower and they start on the inhibitor when I give my buddy the green light as we rush a four man assault playing it perfectly and giving my buddy a quadra. It was absolutely beautiful but what sealed the deal was jinx's afk several minutes prior that I had been too just kicking ass to pay any mind to. Not only is she afk but she is proclaiming the fact that she's browsing tinder at the moment instead of playing, it was so beautiful. I ask the enemy team to report for afk and toxicity and they agree after which I thank them and proceed to continue snowballing all over them with my buddy and our midlaner. The rage I had felt the game before melted into admiration, respect, and pride in and for myself and the good part of my team. Once the game ended I had a cool 26 kills and 4 deaths, while jinx was 4/0/0 browsing tinder taking periodic breaks to spam obscenities and garbled illegible bullshit, everyone in the lobby agreed to report and I honored everyone in that game save for jinx obviously. The moral of the story is the title of this post, I love this game, and I love this community. That is all.