What are some puns I can say after killing or assisting in a kill that are funny. Not to tilt them, but something that would be amusing. Like if thresh hits a hook, I could say "I guess you just got hooked on me," or if rengar is about to kill Katarina he could say "maybe I shouldn't be on summoners rift. I should fight in the Katarina." (Because it's like cat arena, and Rengar's a cat.)
Something like that.
Some of my favorite things to say are: "They don't call me Taric the Barbaric for nothing." "I brought the stones, you brought the moans." "The outrageous is contagious" "Mess with me and I will bedazzle your ballsack."
If you're playing Fiddles and ult someone, you say, "A wild Fiddles appeared. Enemy chose fight. Enemy fainted."
: You sure had a "charming" personality.
: You were a great oponent, you "MOOOved" me well!
: At least you played it "cool".
: Ya got me "hooked" on 'Hello'!
: You may have lost, but be happy! It's a "Brand" new day!
: After this, we should hang out at the "Crow" bar!
: You look very "Fishy" to me.
: "Orange" you glad that I didn't get an assist?
: You're "Garen"-teed for justice in this match!
: Man, those were some "Gnarly" plays right there!
: Here lies a great man, sent to his "Grave".
: Should had been careful, now you've "Jinxed" it.
: That was quite "Shocking"!
: Yeah, that would "bug" me as well.
: Ain't that a "Sight" for sore eyes.
: You're a good ray of "Sunshine".
: I wouldn't put it "Light"ly.
: You sure were "Rocking" hard.
: Well, you sure got me "stumped".
: Gotta love your "Bubbly" personality.
: You were just "Barking" on the wrong tree.
: "Naut" this time, buddy!
: Next time I want your opinion, I'll "Axe" you for it.
: See ya later, "Aligator".
: You sure were quite the "Joker".
: You're quite "Stingy", pal.
: Quite a "Stealthy" aproach.
: Ain't that a "Twist of Fate".
: An "Eye for an eye".
: Try to "Bear" with me, ok?
: Stop "Monkeying" around!
: I think you got the "point".
: You sure like to dig for a living. That's "Deep".
If I made you cringe through this, I'm sorry.
If you're playing GP, you say #shiprekt
Whenever I play Thresh I usually say "Hey... I got your nose :)" once I collect a dead enemy's soul.
Whenever I kill a Wukong, I always type: "Keep your filthy staff off me you damn dirty ape!" Kinda old-fashioned, but it gives people a chuckle sometimes.
If I kill Lee Sin, I always type: "Didn't SEE that one coming, eh Lee?" Obvious blind joke is obvious.
If I get a kill as Zilean, I tell them "Respect your elders, young'n."
Play Anivia or Lissandra and get an Ace? "Iced".
