Things I love about Yolo Q

Title says it all. But forum community being what it is, I suppose I should provide a disclaimer: This topic is part venting, part accolades, part humor, and part "why the hell not". It shouldn't be taken too seriously.

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1. Win lane and. . . Oh wait, there's a 5 man gank waiting for you at your turret. MIA's OP.

2. Shun ult up. Soraka ult up. TF ult up. Rek'Sai ult up (with a tunnel next to you), and Gangplank ult up. Not a single person helps counter-gank.

3. Win team fight. Every person goes a different direction. Not a single objective taken.

4. 1st time .

5. Support Soraka. ADC then picks Kalista.

4.5) Actually... Just Kalista.

4.75) No really. F Kalista.

5. "X more games until my ranked restriction is up."

6. "I'm breaking the meta!"

7. "That's not meta!"

8. "We're a duo queue!"

9. "I'm a challenjour smurf!"

10. "mid or feed."

11. "Anything else or feed."

12. "fill" <-- first pick (I'm guilty of this.)

13. "Pick order trumps call order."

14. "Call order trumps pick order."

15. "we're a 4-man pre-made."

16. "I trump call order AND pick order."

17. "Summer vacation, hooray!"

18. "Spring break, woo!"

19. School holidays.

20. National holidays.

21. Any other holiday you want to celebrate.

22. "gift me X please"

23. honor trades.

24. "that guy". You know who you are.

25. "that girl". You're not off the hook either.

26. "that thing". I'll find you eventually.

27. "I'll back-door."

28. "Group mid."

29. "just play safe."

30. "stop feeding."

31. Troll builds. "They're horrible and you should feel horrible for using them."

32. Troll builds. "That actually worked? New meta OP. GG."

29.5) . . . You still get reported.

30. "ff at 20."

31. "Never surrender!"

32. "brb" -> "a summoner has disconnected."

33. "I have to do/to go X/Y/Z soon."

34. "I don't read patch notes."

35. "What's dominion?"

36. "we need vision."

37. You never use you're trinket.

37.5) You haven't even grabbed a trinket.

38. ward objective. Get killed by 5-man ambush.

39. Get blamed by team for being out of position.

40. Then team confirms the entire enemy is there.

40.5) By face-checking them 1-at-a-time.

41. Finally, you get blamed for not having it warded. :/

42. "X is troll." -> gets used in LCS. -> "Why you no X?"

43. "LCS" anything. Please, just stop.

44. "DoubleFroggen . . ." NO! Stop right there. see 42.

45. "But. . ." {SLAP!}

46. 1v5's

47. 2v5's

48. 3v5's

49. I'm not talking about AFK's.

50. speaking of. . . AFK's.

51. Trolls. (the bad kind.)

52. Trolls. (props to the good kind.)

53. intentional feeders.

54. ranked.

55. Prisoners' island.

52.5) Sorry, I meant unranked draft.

53. chat restrictions.

54. people that aren't chat restricted [yet].

55. You.

56. ignoring team comp.

57. Enforcing only certain team comps.

58. Meta or die.

59. bm'ing odd-ball picks.

60. team fight initiations.

61. and the subsequent running away.

62. Baron/dragon steals

63. Oh wait, you mean I wasn't supposed to walk down the middle of the river and expect them to let me last-hit dragon?

64. Kalista

65. ". . .I'm higher ranked. . ." No you're not.

66. "{blah blah blah} bronzie." Check again.

67. lolking.

68. Any other resource that lets you look up player history.

69. "You only live once." Thankfully. . . . Unless you're Buddhist.

70. Religion.

71. politics.

72. Anything not game related.

73. No really. I don't care that your dead boy/girlfriend's pet ferret just gave birth to Donald Trump.

74. We already know this one.

75. Knowing things you don't know. And everybody knows it.

74.5) . . . Wait, what?

75. Burden of knowledge.

76. Burden if ignorance.

77. carrying.

78. being carried.

79. Teams with No CC.

80). . . and the other team picks Katerina.

81. stomps. we're losing.

82. Stomps. We're winning.

83. "What's Twisted Treeline?"

84. Snowballs.

85. The other kind, too.

86. dodging on Howling Abyss.

87. Farming on Dominion. (There is no lane phase, darn it!)

88. "wait till I hit late game."

89. "1v1 me"

90. running out of ideas.

91. ADC mains.

92. Mid Mains.

93. Top mains.

94. Jungle mains.

95. "I'll back-door."

96. Assassin mains.

97. tank mains.

98. Kalista mains.

99. The people I play with.

100. The people I don't play with.

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Welp. I hope you all enjoyed this little trip down memory lane. Feel free to speculate on what number 100 is. And remember: keep it clean. . . . Unless it's a Kalista.

Then kill it with fire!