The Poor Poor Twisted Fate
The chronicles of Derek's bad Twisted Fate game -be me, support main tired of playing support -goes mid and picks a good all around pick, Twisted Fate -game about to start up and all of a sudden -BUGSPLAT -restart league client twice before in game -timer is at 0:48, nothing missed , no big deal -decide to go Doran's Shield because was reworked, seems good -makes small mistake in mid against Annie, Die -whatever.jpeg -i can roam -Varus has gotten his tower bot lane and come mid, which means no roam. -i go top to get some farm as its been a minute in a half since I've had a minion in my own lane (fk Varus), and enemy Miss Fortune has the wave frozen up to her tower because no more bot -Walking top with a saunter in my step, our Tryndamere respawns and teleports top -I'm pretty upset at that, I type "Wtf trynd" in chat. -i feel his keyboard isn't working properly at this point because he doesn't respond. he also fed their top Blitzcrank 5 kills -only logical explanation -I'm the second jungler now because our Sejuani doesn't like taking her camps, what a gentle soul -get chunked by camp, catch half minion a wave, now half health, base. this is the life I live now -!!!!!!!!!!!! -random hook from blitz on my flank, killed in 2 seconds. Their blitz is 8/1 now -i notice we are losing almost every fight, even if we have all the members. -i assume we don't have any damage. i was wrong. no sightstone on our Sona -Frost Queen's Claim and Lichbane. I want her items so bad -i see Sejuani has a ruby crystal in her inventory -i ask her to build a sightstone for us because we don't have one -"Why don't you build one?" I think she is r%%%%%ed at this point. We mustn't make fun of the disabled -i go to finish my abyssal scepter at this point when I remember something and my mind is numb with contempt at myself and riot games -abyssal isn't an AP item anymore. And the new banshee's veil builds out of just a null magic mantle, not a negatron cloak -minutes later a sell my negatron cloak for a book and a null magic. My family was already poor enough without this setback. -i glance at the scoreboard, a terrible mistake -Tryndamere is 1/11 at this point... make that 1/12 as he sacrifices himself, because I guess the game got too quiet -after several years of this, and several surrenders posed by me we finally get aced for like the 6 time (probably actually accurate) -we surrender as we are about to lose our home -i unfriend the person who added me to this terrible game -i'm am a shadow of what I once was
