Just looking at applications on the Apple iPhone App store and...
I see that Goat Simulator ™ has finally mad it to Apple. So I read through it just to see what the creators are saying about this $4.99 (USD) App and I stumble upon this gem:
**Disclamer ** Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend you money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.
I'm not going to lie, this is the best Disclaimer and I wish that Riot would have this as well, since you spend your money on in-game skins you'll never use again in real life.
I'm also going to say that I feel that I should or rather spend my money on a goat instead. I actually live only down the road from someone who owns a lot of goats and I'm not sure if he will or will not actually sell them, but this disclaimer only makes me want to more.