Zed skins and what they tell about their players!
Aaand good morning everyone on the boards! I am back with more of this series because everyone seemed to enjoy them so much! Thank you for the support! I see a lot of good suggestions and I'll start pumping these out again at a consistant rate.
Anyways, the classic disclaimer since I noticed there was a little butthurt on the past ones: THESE ARE FOR FUN, DO NOT TAKE THESE WITH 100% SERIOUSNESS PLES BO$$ (75% serious max cap).
Welcome to ZED SKINS, and what they tell about their players!
Classic Zed
Now as always when it comes to classic skins, there are two possibilities to seeing a Classic Zed on your team.
- Do you see this sweet ninja lookin' at you through the screen when you check out the ten free champions of the week? Don't worry, the rest of us are crying too, but just remember, in a normals game losses only mean you lose precious time that you will never get back. Not anything important like LP.
- If you see a Classsic Zed in ranked... you need to watch out and hold your LP close. See what's cliche about good-ish Zed players is that they like to show off. Zed is the epitome of a superiority complex, and what's the best way to prove that you're better than anyone else? Skins (and bm; also common to zeddies but don't talkback cuz diamond overlord smurfs are there to 'carry' your game).
Shockblade Zed
Just don't talk to them. Like honestly, it's not even worth the effort and it will just bring the team morale down. Give them a few ganks and let them do their own thing. Yeah, they have the ability to blow up a sassy Ashe's ass, better than a Cass throwing gas at Yas's wind mast but they also have the ability to tilt yo booty with the preachings not unlike a pre-teen COD4 player in 2009.
SKT T1 Zed
There are many many different types of players in this world, but one of the most sought after is the legend of the SKT T1 Zed paired with a SKT T1 S3 Icon. ohmaigad that is the dream right there. Even if you don't have the icon, you still have the Zed, and that's all you need. Actually, scratch that. If you have one with the S5 icon emoticon BINDED to his ulti so whenever he blows up a poor soul who was born in the wrong generation, a little blessing to God Faker pops up over his sprite, then you know that you have a little piece of god given talent on your team. (dunno if they removed the emoticons or not, if they did then ill smudge away that last sentence with my tears)
Project Zed
Really Rito? Did you really have to do that? Great, now we have another Project Yasuo-eque mofo running around the rift, throwing his q's even when not in combat just to see sexy particles fly around, playing rock paper scissors during teamfights with his shadow, attempting to make the lc$bigplay$ but ends up getting snared at where he ults, then flys to his W instead of going back to his original R location, and ends up under turret with minimal health, and as the last turret hit is about to fly to his computerized ass he decides to waste his flash and types "lag" as his corpse now lays in the chicken camp.
Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed this edition of _ Skins and what they tell about their players!!! I have a ton of fun writing these, and am always open to suggestions.
Have a wonderful day full of LP losses :D~
- SquishSquish
If you enjoyed this, you will probably like the series as a whole! I've never used hyperlinks before so if I fuck up i apologize
