I played with the most puntastic horse in the game.

Let me guide you through the first conversation with this mysterious horse.

(friendly): so hec, hows it feels to be 4-0

This was the beginning of the end, our zed had just given up first blood to hec and then other lanes proceeded to feed 3 other kills.

(enemy): horsing around

Now now, you may say that's not that funny. BUT it gets better.

Later in the game, Hec had just ganked my lane for the 3rd time in 5 minutes.

(me): Can you go away? : Neigh

It gets even better, even later in the game when this horse had the subject of food on his mind, he was quite fed.

: Fuck dis little pony : aw don't be a hay-ter

At that point I broke. I legit just surrendered. Didn't care that we had a chance. I just surrendered and said gg ez in all chat.

And that is the story of the horse of legend.