Tahm Kench's Real Lore

I left my Snorlax at the daycare with my Likitung. I received a strange egg. When it hatched, it asked me if I wanted to make a deal- I tried to Poke'Dex him, but he ate my Poke'Dex... So I sent his ass to internet hell where Riot found him and gave him a home. "Gotta Kench 'em all"