Complaint about Mr. Blitzcrank
The root cause of the major issues devastating our nation is Mr. Blitzcrank: an outgrowth of who he is as a human being, his lack of character, and what he believes. To begin with, Blitzcrank would have us believe that everything is happy and fine and good. To be honest, he has never actually said that explicitly, but if you follow his logic—what little there is—you'll see that this is his real point. It may be obvious but should nonetheless be acknowledged that time cannot change his behavior. Time merely enlarges the field in which Blitzcrank can, with ever-increasing intensity and thoroughness, fleece people out of their life's savings.
Blitzcrank has managed to mollify his more trusting critics simply by promising not to subject us to an intense barrage of misinformation, deception, and hidden propaganda. We shall see how long that lasts. In the meantime, if Blitzcrank wants to put increased disruptive powers in the hands of combative, sleazy drug addicts, let him wear the opprobrium of that decision. He is extremely unbalanced. In fact, my handy-dandy Unbalanced-O-Meter confirms that engaging Blitzcrank in intelligent debate is far from easy. The last time I saw someone try, furious hatred, frenzied personal attacks, emotionalism, and defiance of reason and fact were all on display in spades, and they were all directed at this one, poor, frightened person. I wish Blitzcrank would more calmly accept the fact that I have often maintained that reasonable people can reasonably disagree. Unfortunately, when dealing with Blitzcrank and his eulogists, that claim assumes facts not in evidence. So let me claim instead that Blitzcrank says it is within his legal right to unleash the forces of charlatanism upon an unsuspecting populace. Whether or not he indeed has such a right, Blitzcrank believes it's perfectly okay to inaugurate an era of blasphemous triumphalism. More than anything else, such beliefs shed light on Blitzcrank's moral values and suggest incontrovertibly that he plans to establish a world government complete with a world army, a world parliament, a world court, and numerous other agencies that develop mind-control technology. The result will be an amalgam of abrasive unilateralism and covinous masochism, if such a monster can be imagined.
Blitzcrank has never gotten ahead because of his hard work or innovative ideas. Rather, all of Blitzcrank's successes are due to kickbacks, bribes, black market double-dealing, outright thuggery, and unsavory political intrigue. Lucky for those employed in the lowbrow-tracking business, there's never a shortage of supply, all thanks to his association of psychotic skites. By justifying, palliating, or excusing the evils of Blitzcrank's heart, that group reinforces the notion that I will never give up. I will never stop trying. And I will use every avenue possible to tend to the casualties of his war on sanity. Let me end this letter by challenging my readers to take acts of bias seriously and limit them with education or discipline wherever they are detected. Are you with me, or with the forces of aspheterism and oppression?