I have a serious question!?

okay here is the scenario, try not to get lost ;P there is a tahm kench on blue and red team. also a kalista on red team, and lets just say blitz was her supp. so red= tahm, kalista, blitz, etc // blue= tahm, etc. Now blue team tahm is hitting kalista who just popped his 3rd devour stack on her, while at the same time the red team kench is hitting the blue team kench who just popped his 2nd stack of dev on blue kench. kalista freaks out seeing 3 stacks, uses ult on blitz. so kalista is now holding blitz, but cant do anything and is devoured by blue kench. but since he had 2 stacks on him red team kench gets the 3rd stack and devours blue kench. who is holding kalista who is holding blitz. so red team kench just ate 3 champs in 1 bite. so is this possible?? and also since red kench ate 2 allies and 1 enemy what effect will trigger on devour? and if it triggers the damage effect since an enemy was eaten last will the 2 friendlys take damage also?? annnd to go even futher with it.. since kalista used her ult 1st then blue kench then red kench the order of release would be, kalista drops blitz, then blue kench drops kalista, the red kench drops blue kench... butt this isn't possible because blue tahm still has em all in his tummy. does kalista blast blitz right through them both, then blue tahm spits kalista out of red tahms mouth? or does blue tahm just spit out a whole cluster of champs like a clown car? or maybe the game just crashes lol. thoughts any1 who is bored, or really good at figuring crazy pointless things out??