THE MYSTERY GIFT OF DESTINY

OK, OK, SO MY FRIEND, WES (WHOM IS LV14) JUST RECEIVED PULSEFIRE EZREAL. JESUS CHRIST. AND I'M JUST HERE WAITING IN SUSPENSE FOR MINE BECAUSE ANOTHER FRIEND OF MINE GOT BATTLECAST URGOT (WILL RECEIVE ZERO USAGE), SO I'M HOPING FOR SOMETHIN GOOD, RITO. I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY, RITO, I PROMISE. A SKIN PERHAPS? :3 On a more serious note, really glad that Riot is doing this rather than an IP boost.

RIP IN PEPPERONI, PORO KING.