All the champions in OfA! [COMPLETE]
You can only deal lethal to one that has the passive up for some reason.
SO MANY BALLS! (And a lot of loving)
ALL THE W'S!
Can't milk these.
Depression bandages of death.
You can only deal lethal to one that has the passive up for some reason.
Have you met those five bears that come with 8.75 seconds of stun?
That group of five that all go AP and one hit you from their spawn.
As soon as you get one turret that game you will get 20.
Magical journeys across the map.
Grab Punch Silence Grab Punch Silence Grab...
Some people just want to watch the world burn...
Manliest game.
You can't attack them the entire game.
That zoning. That sustained damage. That death timer is always up.
NOM NOM NOM
The amount of rockets...
"Their passives work together?" dies
One Q five ults.
They are going to go where they please. Even if that place they go is your fountain.
Welcome to the League of Draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaven.
You came to the wrong side of the hood.
So many spiders and webs and... um... someone grab the flamethrower.
Where are they again? That's right all five are between you and your turret.
Two of them think they are Siv.
That's right be afraid.
There is always that one with parry up.
YOU CAN'T TOUCH ANY OF THEM!
Hope that you are playing an AD champ when you run into him.
SO MANY BARRELS!
Those silences. Btw you have 3 stacks of villainy stuff on you.
You need to figure out which of them is the full AD one.
The Rift reeks of Alcohol after the game is over.
They are almost cool. Close, but no cigar.
They are all so fast.
FIFTEEN? REALLY?
There will always be at least one that can stun you.
Four went full AP and shielded the full AD one.
SO MUCH TERRAIN!
5 eggplants that are all going up your butt.
One E five Q's, repeated for the whole game.
It doesn't matter how many of them you see, if you know they see you, run.
"Where did they go?" gets knocked up 5 times
You know what they say...
You should be happy if you didn't play OfA for the first few hours.
Rift Walk? More like Rift Parade.
"An ally has been slain... again."
You really can't kill that one at low health, please don't try.
"THEIR PASSIVES WORK TOGETHER?!" typing while permastunned
Over a minute of the game will have been spent evolving.
You thought you were going to kill one of them? Nope, not happening. Ever.
Get puked on scrub.
They will burst you down. Even though one of them isn't even fighting you. They are too busy being Siv.
Insec into another kick into the turret.
Bring sunglasses. That one less damage will add up.
Well you wanted to play the game, but there are 5 ults sitting here with your name on them for some reason.
This isn't the right side of the hood either. Do you need directions?
One almost dies - 5 shields and an ult
No you actually can't move. The champion you are playing got nerfed to have 0 movespeed.
Barack the Rock Obamas are going to send you to space.
And you thought one of them was enough to give you AIDS.
They all ult, you deal no damage.
They all Q you and you think about your life decisions before the damage hits.
Be careful or you might find your whole team respawning at home
Hue.
If you get snared you can probably go live the rest of your life and let one of your children finish the game after you can move again.
Somethings fishy... No I'm not sorry.
You end up with 5 Susans and 3000 stacks, at least.
The rift is actually on the bottom of the ocean... or maybe in space...
Did you know it's mating season? Because they are going to f* your team hard.
DAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRKNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You are actually just having a snowball fight... to the death.
They all walk up to your face no matter what you do.
You are actually playing Portal.
They are going to be bakers... after they burn your dead body.
What a poopy game.
"VALOR, TO ME"
ok
They have a path from spawn to your grave... And the graves of your teammates.
Yes you are still stunned from five seconds ago.
That's not one Rengar ult. That's five.
A broken blade is more than enough for the likes of your entire team.
SUPER ANNOYING TALKING BECAUSE THEY ALL HAVE THAT SKIN!
Take these scrolls and stick them... on your grave.
Of course you can't move. Mobility is overrated anyways.
Which one is the full AP clone that will one hit you? That's right, five of them. Good luck.
They are all split pushing. Have fun with that.
DRRRRRRRRAAAAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNSSSSSSSSSSSS
Don't even walk to lane. They are going to be between your turrets.
COWARDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They actually have as much movement speed as they want.
Dragged from your fountain to theirs.
You can't even listen to the DJ Sona music because you are on the other team.
Yes that was a banana.
BIRD IS THE WORD
AREN'T BALL PITS JUST THE BEST?!?!
I heard to you like to Tahm so we put a Tahm in your Tahm so you could eat while you eat.
So much talont. No strings attached.
Gems. Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly truly truly truly truly truly truly truly truly truly truly .............................................. outrageous.
GG the game was MINE (get it? MINE?)(R.I.P. Teemo #RiotBanHammer)
Hooked on the lantern train.
"Is that a rocket in your pocket?"
"Yes, yes it is."
Stuck between a pillar and a hard place... And four other pillars...
Actually just a less flashy melee Kindred at this point.
Even if you don't have a single one on your team, there is an average of 1 TP per player.
They are all around you, you just can't see them.
CHEESE STANCE!
Soon you will be polytheistic because you are going to believe in Urgods.
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME! YOU GIVE LOOOOVE A BAD NAME!
Either you are on a wall, they are invisible and you can't see them, or you are dead.
The one time you have a mirror match.
THEY'RE FIRING THEIR LAAAAAAAAAAAAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Five girls are going to have their fists somewhere dirty... It's in your nasty pool of blood you immature child!
Five creators walk into a bar. The bar is left in ruins.
It was a brutal and bloody war but in the end your team didn't stand a chance against their pool of resources.
You will be flipping your table every time they flip you.
They can smell you.
You actually are playing with bey-blades now.
If you are low there will be at least one of them that can ult you.
You hear the battle cries and before you know it, victory has been swept from under your feet by their 15 talon strike.
Keep your feet on the ground.
Yes you did actually kill him. But he was ulted by his other dead friend, so you are going to have to deal with him.
You can only deal lethal to one that has the passive up for some reason.
There are so many shadows to keep track of you might think you are actually playing Mental Awareness Simulator.
There is probably going to be a nuclear winter after this game.
You can't killean the zileans.
You are going to leave with some thorns in your everywhere.
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A HUGE thanks to DrShoking for helping with a large part of the second half of the champions!
Which is your favorite? Any other thoughts?