All the champions in OfA! [COMPLETE]

TheSlogs·10/18/2015, 4:38:59 AM·1 votes·218 views

Aatrox You can only deal lethal to one that has the passive up for some reason. Ahri SO MANY BALLS! (And a lot of loving) Akali ALL THE W'S! Alistar Can't milk these. Amumu Depression bandages of death. Anivia You can only deal lethal to one that has the passive up for some reason. Annie Have you met those five bears that come with 8.75 seconds of stun? Ashe That group of five that all go AP and one hit you from their spawn. Azir As soon as you get one turret that game you will get 20. Bard Magical journeys across the map. Blitzcrank Grab Punch Silence Grab Punch Silence Grab... Brand Some people just want to watch the world burn... Braum Manliest game. Caitlyn You can't attack them the entire game. Cassiopeia That zoning. That sustained damage. That death timer is always up. Chogath NOM NOM NOM Corki The amount of rockets... Darius "Their passives work together?" dies Diana One Q five ults. DrMundo They are going to go where they please. Even if that place they go is your fountain. Draven Welcome to the League of Draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaven. Ekko You came to the wrong side of the hood. Elise So many spiders and webs and... um... someone grab the flamethrower. Evelynn Where are they again? That's right all five are between you and your turret. Ezreal Two of them think they are Siv. Fiddlesticks That's right be afraid. Fiora There is always that one with parry up. Fizz YOU CAN'T TOUCH ANY OF THEM! Galio Hope that you are playing an AD champ when you run into him. Gangplank SO MANY BARRELS! Garen Those silences. Btw you have 3 stacks of villainy stuff on you. Gnar You need to figure out which of them is the full AD one. Gragas The Rift reeks of Alcohol after the game is over. Graves They are almost cool. Close, but no cigar. Hecarim They are all so fast. Heimerdinger FIFTEEN? REALLY? Irelia There will always be at least one that can stun you. Janna Four went full AP and shielded the full AD one. JarvanIV SO MUCH TERRAIN! Jax 5 eggplants that are all going up your butt. Jayce One E five Q's, repeated for the whole game. Jinx It doesn't matter how many of them you see, if you know they see you, run. Kalista "Where did they go?" gets knocked up 5 times Karma You know what they say... Karthus You should be happy if you didn't play OfA for the first few hours. Kassadin Rift Walk? More like Rift Parade. Katarina "An ally has been slain... again." Kayle You really can't kill that one at low health, please don't try. Kennen "THEIR PASSIVES WORK TOGETHER?!" typing while permastunned Khazix Over a minute of the game will have been spent evolving. Kindred You thought you were going to kill one of them? Nope, not happening. Ever. KogMaw Get puked on scrub. Leblanc They will burst you down. Even though one of them isn't even fighting you. They are too busy being Siv. LeeSin Insec into another kick into the turret. Leona Bring sunglasses. That one less damage will add up. Lissandra Well you wanted to play the game, but there are 5 ults sitting here with your name on them for some reason. Lucian This isn't the right side of the hood either. Do you need directions? Lulu One almost dies - 5 shields and an ult Lux No you actually can't move. The champion you are playing got nerfed to have 0 movespeed. Malphite Barack the Rock Obamas are going to send you to space. Malzahar And you thought one of them was enough to give you AIDS. Maokai They all ult, you deal no damage. MasterYi They all Q you and you think about your life decisions before the damage hits. MissFortune Be careful or you might find your whole team respawning at home Mordekaiser Hue. Morgana If you get snared you can probably go live the rest of your life and let one of your children finish the game after you can move again. Nami Somethings fishy... No I'm not sorry. Nasus You end up with 5 Susans and 3000 stacks, at least. Nautilus The rift is actually on the bottom of the ocean... or maybe in space... Nidalee Did you know it's mating season? Because they are going to f* your team hard. Nocturne DAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRKNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS Nunu You are actually just having a snowball fight... to the death. Olaf They all walk up to your face no matter what you do. Orianna You are actually playing Portal. Pantheon They are going to be bakers... after they burn your dead body. Poppy What a poopy game. Quinn "VALOR, TO ME" Rammus ok RekSai They have a path from spawn to your grave... And the graves of your teammates. Renekton Yes you are still stunned from five seconds ago. Rengar That's not one Rengar ult. That's five. Riven A broken blade is more than enough for the likes of your entire team. Rumble SUPER ANNOYING TALKING BECAUSE THEY ALL HAVE THAT SKIN! Ryze Take these scrolls and stick them... on your grave. Sejuani Of course you can't move. Mobility is overrated anyways. Shaco Which one is the full AP clone that will one hit you? That's right, five of them. Good luck. Shen They are all split pushing. Have fun with that. Shyvana DRRRRRRRRAAAAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNSSSSSSSSSSSS Singed Don't even walk to lane. They are going to be between your turrets. Sion COWARDS!!!!!!!!!!! Sivir They actually have as much movement speed as they want. Skarner Dragged from your fountain to theirs. Sona You can't even listen to the DJ Sona music because you are on the other team. Soraka Yes that was a banana. Swain BIRD IS THE WORD Syndra AREN'T BALL PITS JUST THE BEST?!?! TahmKench I heard to you like to Tahm so we put a Tahm in your Tahm so you could eat while you eat. Talon So much talont. No strings attached. Taric Gems. Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly truly truly truly truly truly truly truly truly truly truly .............................................. outrageous. Teemo GG the game was MINE (get it? MINE?)(R.I.P. Teemo #RiotBanHammer) Thresh Hooked on the lantern train. Tristana "Is that a rocket in your pocket?" Tristana "Yes, yes it is." Trundle Stuck between a pillar and a hard place... And four other pillars... Tryndamere Actually just a less flashy melee Kindred at this point. TwistedFate Even if you don't have a single one on your team, there is an average of 1 TP per player. Twitch They are all around you, you just can't see them. Udyr CHEESE STANCE! Urgot Soon you will be polytheistic because you are going to believe in Urgods. Varus SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME! YOU GIVE LOOOOVE A BAD NAME! Vayne Either you are on a wall, they are invisible and you can't see them, or you are dead. Veigar The one time you have a mirror match. Velkoz THEY'RE FIRING THEIR LAAAAAAAAAAAAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORZZZZZZZZZZZZ Vi Five girls are going to have their fists somewhere dirty... It's in your nasty pool of blood you immature child! Viktor Five creators walk into a bar. The bar is left in ruins. Vladimir It was a brutal and bloody war but in the end your team didn't stand a chance against their pool of resources. Volibear You will be flipping your table every time they flip you. Warwick They can smell you. MonkeyKing You actually are playing with bey-blades now. Xerath If you are low there will be at least one of them that can ult you. XinZhao You hear the battle cries and before you know it, victory has been swept from under your feet by their 15 talon strike. Yasuo Keep your feet on the ground. Yorick Yes you did actually kill him. But he was ulted by his other dead friend, so you are going to have to deal with him. Zac You can only deal lethal to one that has the passive up for some reason. Zed There are so many shadows to keep track of you might think you are actually playing Mental Awareness Simulator. Ziggs There is probably going to be a nuclear winter after this game. Zilean You can't killean the zileans. Zyra You are going to leave with some thorns in your everywhere. . . . .


A HUGE thanks to DrShoking for helping with a large part of the second half of the champions!

Which is your favorite? Any other thoughts?

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