The League of Legends Support Office (Parody of Customer service)

Leona: "Thank you for calling The League of Legends Support Office, My name is Leona. How can I help you on this beautiful sunny day?"

Caitlyn: "I have an animal problem. I'm not sure if its a lizard or dog."

Leona: "Have you seen the owner of the animal?"

Caitlyn: "I believe so and there is some crazy guy with a mustache and is strangely carrying a door around as he is protecting the animal as it attacks me."

Leona: "I will assist you with the problem. Are you also interested in protective services?"

Caitlyn: "Yes!"

Leona: "Any gold receive by the agent will keep as your payment."

Caitlyn: "Ok ok hurry!"

Leona: "Would you like to upgrade to the platinum package? You will have protection till you receive platinum satisfaction."

Caitlyn: "NO!"

Leona: "How about the Diamond package?"

Caitlyn: "NO!"

Leona: "Alright we will send over the next available support so you will have to queue."

Caitlyn: "..." Hangs up

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