Riot can we fix Ezreal?

For a long time now, it's bothered me that Ezreal has only one skin with effects. I don't know why, when effects can be so easily implemented into all his skins. For the sake of trying to keep the post short, I'll just list a few that I thought of off the top of my head.

FROSTED EZREAL Q: Make this skill an Ice Ball that's launched with a small cold mist that trails behind it. Single target so it breaks from how dense it is, upon striking. W: This one can be easily turned into a snowy wind of sorts, makes up of snow flakes and cold mist. This way it's not solid enough to blow up on single hit. E: Ezreal leaps leaving a flutter of snow flakes. R: As he channels, winds blow around Ezreal, until finally releasing a massive wave. It resembles a diamond dust, and it leaves a sparkle as it travels. This would indicate that it's millions upon millions of ice particles that shred as they pass, thus why it can travel through multiple enemies.

NOTTINGHAM EZREAL Add underhints of green to all his effects, and possible bow drawing effects.

DEBONAIR EZREAL Single Changes is to make all his effects Silver.

ACE OF SPADESa Q: Ezreal flings out a flaming card with a giant Spade in the middle. The burning effect can be less obvious, and possibly even be just a glow to the card. W: Ezreal fires out a shot of energy in which a bulk of mini spades are contained within the glow. These would not be cards, but actual spades. E: Using the same effect on TF's loaded deck ability, Ezreal bursts into a flurry of small cards as he makes his shift to his desired location. R: Whilst channeling, Ezreal draws a spade card and channels his energy into it, Doing so, that card begins to glow, until finally he throws it out infront of himself. As it leaves him, the card expands, turning into a giant card that begins to burn with energy, leaving trails of burning paper behind a giant spade as it flies out.

This could also possibly be turned into an ability where as he throws it out, the card multiples, and they begin to burn, leaving a wave of spades to travel out with burning paper behind them.

EXPLORER EZREAL This one might be your favorite Riot. Turn all his effects to sand effects. Q: A clump of dense sand that is blasted out with small sand effects trailing behind it. W: Literally a small gust of wind with sand in it. E: Sand explosion as he jumps! R: A Giant wave of sand that is gather and then fires out, leaving dust in its wake.

For a champion who has so many effects, you would think Riot would go ham, making sure to give him the most badass effects ever. But it's disturbing that Teemo has more skins with more effects than a guy who is all effects. In fact, it feels rather lazy on Riot's behalf.

So Riot, please do something about getting Ezreal some better skins. I like that he gets so many, but most of them are simply not worth the money. Unlike other champions where you get to decide what you want your effects to be when selecting skins, Ezreal is one where you decide what costume you want to wear, and only that.