How it feels to play Bard

Okay Vayne, listen very carefully, there's 1 healing pad in our bush, 1 near the tower and 1 between the two, freeze the lane and keep CSing. Don't engage and you'll be fine, I need to go collect some chimes to get my mana back and empower my meeps. I will be over there, you are there, don't engage them.

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All: 2v1 me bitches

AN ALLY HAS BEEN SLAIN!

All: What the fuck report this Bard, piece of shit support just left the lane fucking noob fuck you

Sigh.