A little story....

Lord Ligma·8/1/2015, 9:35:11 PM·1 votes·277 views

There once was a young sailor who enjoyed playing league of legends. One weekend this young sailor thought to himself "hmm I've been playing pretty good lately" as he reviewed his match history and play styles. "I've gotten comfy agaisnt all of quinn counters and I've learned how to play when things get sticky" he says happily. "I'll test my skills in a ranked game". The young sailor enters the rank queue with expectations of having fun, exciting and close games as he's used to in normals. The game begins and the summoners enter their respective lanes. He's Quinn top against a Garen. He knows that he can easily kite and poke him down but he's not too eager. He waits patiently, farming and trading when he can. Level two game still just getting started.He wards the river and prepares to go for the kill. He dodges the silence gets off two valor hits and scares off the Garen. However as he walks towards his turret he sees Udyr coming from the bush. His e wont save him as Udyr cuts him off Garen closes in. He turns on Garen so as not to die without something but it's too late he gets stunned by Udyr and the silence from Garen keeps him from gaining any distance. The young sailor dies right there. Not so easily detered he picks his head up and goes back out. He attacks a minion and he sees Udyr waiting in the tri bush for him. He hugs tower farming what he can trying not to give Udyr the chance to kill him but it's in vain Garen charges in alongside Udyr the stun, the silence and Garen spins to win. The young sailor wards his bush and trys again yet the same results unfold. Beaten but not broken he opens TAB and looks at the scores. Garen 1-0-2 8 Quinn 0-3-0 63. The sight of seeing his self maintaining a lead in cs keeps his head cool but that goes away shortly after seeing Garen come back with a thornmail. He has a cutlass but that's not enough to make up for the tanky Garen that's become so aggresive. He can no longer win trades as every autoattack he does does more damage to himself and fear of the nearby Udyr keeps him from even trying. Tower is lost. Looks at the team score. 5-20. This game wasn't looking great. He roams but is so far behind that he isnt of any us. Team is arguing amongst each other. He looks back and tries to figure out what happened what he could have done diferently. But the answer wasn't in his build or his play stlye it wasn't in who he picked or if he asked for a gank or was ganked. The answer is much deeper, beyond the game beyond champion select. The answer rest in Riot games. They made that monster Garen. Rework his ass. If he's a fighter make him a fighter. Aatrox gets just a thornmail he still squishy. Garen gets one early game and it's like fight a fucking full build malphite. Jesus christ. yeah I know the hate gonna spill in OH you're trash garen so easy to kill ohhhh you suck hahaha nah fuck that garen is a no risk champ who q's e's and ults and bam he won lane. if he's full ad he's not that big a deal but full tank f*****g garen can spin to win with no freaking problem and can be unstoppable while he does it. All im saying is I hope the update to him reflects his fighter side and gets rid of the BS I'm a tank that does high base damage and can ignore everything your team throws at me while i booty pound your ad carry.

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