League of Losses Rant

Loss loss loss loss loss loss loss loss loss loss loss over and over and over and over all for two reasons every single time. TEAM MATES DON'T KNOW HOW TO NOT FUCKING DIE, if you have 5% hp WHY DO YOU BOTHER TO STAY AND DIE. And Match making/ Team unbalance.

Explain to me this riot, HOW THE FUCK IS BRONZES AND SILVERS VS GOLDS AND HIGHER ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM A SINGLE SLIVER OF FAIR?!?!?!?!?!?! NOT TO MENTION HOW THE ENEMY TEAM IS ALWAYS DUOS AND TRIOS ON VOICE CHAT!!!

Fix your god damn game already, i am so sick and tired of losing all the god damn time no matter how good i do, SO SICK AND TIRED OF IT, these last 2 or 3 months has been nothing but loss and loss and loss and loss and loss after fuckin loss.

Why the fuck do i always get bronzes and silver on my team, vs golds and higher in duos and trios with voice chat, how is that fair? AND HOW IN THE HELL AM I SO GOD DAMN UNLUCKY THAT I'M AGAINST THESE TEAMS EVERY SINGLE MATCH, WHY AM I ALWAYS ON THE BAD TEAM THAT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING AGAINST FULL ON LCS TRYHARDING DUOS AND TRIOS ON VOICE CHAT GOLD AND HIGHER!!!!!?!?!?!

EXPLAIN THIS TO ME< HOW IS THAT FAIR?!?!?! Do i not buy enough RP? why do i get these constant matches, why does it fucking take me 8 or 9 losses in a row just to get my win of the day? Not to mention the damn win isn't ever even a win, its just a FF, soooo rewarding, loss loss loss loss loss loss loss loss loss loss loss loss loss WIN at 20 due to FF because other team had 3 d/c's and it wasn't even a match because of it.

How come every body else's league experience is sooooo damn good, what am i missing, are there a pair of golden testicles i am supposed to rub to grant me super match luck? Excuse my french, but i am apparently missing something here, and id'e love to know what it is, i'm done losing 24/7, it's not fuckin fair to lose 9 times just for that 1 petty hand me down 3 d/c win at 20 minutes....

Why do i always have the team with the feeders, the afk's, the trolls, the dumbasses, the childish call of duty players, the total oblivious how in the hell do you even function a keyboard people. My team can be described as flies that fly into the damn lamp repeatedly over and over until they die. And the enemy team can be described as super LCS voice chat super coordinated eat sleep league players.

Where the golden testicles to rub for league match luck? where are they? i don't see anything i'm missing for my match making to go the way it does? Wheres the fuckin rabbit hole into wonderland of wins? or just even better team comp matches period.

My league experience is this, summoners-my lane does fine most of the time, and both top and bot will die repeatedly within the first 10 minutes, aram-our team comp is so bad we are under our turret the whole match with no tanks, no range and no sustain vs nothing but either poke and sustain and tanks and poke etc the list goes on, twisted treeline-i get 2 bots on my team vs 3 real players.

Show me the golden globes.... Rant over...