Why Can't The No-Life's play on PBE

Disclaimer: i know it's hard to sift through all the people who sign up for PBE but maybe there could be a system that only shows players that play 50 or more games a week. Tbh I haven't played league in 3 days and it's fricken bugin me, Man I know I sound like a maniac but I'm going insane while I'm waiting for my pc to get fixed. I just want to play league and Paladins because I just got a beta key for Paladins and the new update came out for league and I have $25 worth of rp to spend. It's also a 4 day weekend for me and now it's Thursday night and I haven't even gotten to spent 1 day of this 4 day weekend to p,any videogames. I'm realy mad... Also people like me who play like 20 games of league a day should be accepted onto the PBE because we would test forever and make sure no bugs go unfound. So that's all and also maybe taleyah should be a bird.