You play too much League of Legends when....
You know you've play too much League of Legends when...
1.You fall and cut yourself and when your friends ask if you're ok you say, "I'm fine! Just hand me an orange!"
2.You don't understand how Texas Hold Em' is played without any gold or red cards.
3.When hiking, you cautiously make sure that none of your friends step on any mushrooms.
4.Or if you've never been hiking....... but check out that elo!
5.When having a snowball fight you always throw an icicle immediately after hitting someone with a snowball.
6.When riding the Gravitron at the fair, all you can think is, "DEMACIA!!!!!!"
7.You know that Zac is a playable champion.
8.You don't understand how to beat Terran or Zerg because they don't have Nexuses.
9.You call others garbage or trash.... because that's totally how people talk in real life...
10.You've met a Clairevoyant at the fair and told that noob she should have grabbed Exhaust instead.
11.When you're girlfriend came to you crying, saying that she needed your support, you said, "fuck you bitch, I'd rather feed."
12.You've never had a girlfriend.... but seriously, check that elo!
13.You've lit a teddy bear on fire, hoping it would come to life.
14.When the light appeared to beam scotty up, you thought, "NOOO KARTHUS!!! NOOO!!"
15."30 minutes until minions spawn." Is your indicator to wipe your ass, flush, and get back to the computer.
16.You've wondered if you're dick would look small while Vi gave you a handjob.
17.You understand that the only reason Germany was able to conquer Poland so quickly in World War 2 is because Poland didn't ward. Noobs.
18.You've wondered why Teemo's blind effects Lee Sin.
19.When you see a monkey at the zoo, you wonder if that is the real one.
20.If you see somebody injured, your first reaction is to finish them off and take their gold.
21.When you watch Sumo matches you wonder if they can get out of the circle before Pantheon F*cks them up.
22.You got all of these references instantly.
