I'm a total noob.

It was a dark and stormy mid-morning, and there we were, sitting in the bush in front of the little.. gollem guys.. waiting to leash our jungler. We're making friendly chat in all-chat with the enemy team, goofing around and having a good time. It happened in a flash and there was nothing I could do to heal the situation. "Here's a fun little tip, my friends, press df to dance!" I heard the voice of my enemy comrade, and thought: "Well, that sounds like a cool little trick!" I thought, and the rest was history.

After realizing my mistake, I finished my leash and got back into my lane. For a time, the four bottom laners lived together in harmony, but everything changed when the Volibear attacked. He did not carry through, I pop my W to get my speed bonus and I run for it, Ezreal flashes and hits me for first blood. The blood did not stop running.

Tl;DR: I'm a major noob and I'm not funny.