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Funny League stories?

Gym Leader Jack·9/19/2015, 9:31:03 PM·1 votes·1,157 views

Anyone have any funny league stories they would like to share? Here's one about me:

I had just began to play league and didn't understand much, but I knew the basics of the game, and I was playing a duo-Q game with my friend who was much better than me and had been playing for several years. My friend decided to play Lee Sin jungle and I went Yi top. So my friend goes to gank my lane and says "Keep vision on him" since the enemy was running into the bushes. And I replied "Why", My friend responded with "Because I cant see him unless you can". Then I preceded to say "Is it because lee sin is blind an you can only see what others see?" My friend then said sarcastically "Yeah and my whole screen is black" So basically I didnt realize he was joking the whole time and so I would constantly chase champions so he could "see them" the whole game and every time I saw a Lee sin in a game I would do the same thing for him. I didn't find out that wasn't true untill a month later.

So that's my story, idk I'm not very good at telling stories, but you have any post them below

3 Comments

WithMyHoodieOn9/19/2015, 9:58:10 PM1 votes

My two friends and I decided to try 3v3s. It went horribly, they were wiping the floor with us. So, i got on all chat and told them that one of my friends had "cancer diabetes of the foot" and that he had 8 hours to live and wanted to spend them playing league. So, the other team started spoon feeding him kills and got him fed. I then asked them to donate at our website so that we could research his condition and made up some link in put it in the chat. They were very nice about it, but in the end did not let us win :(

joliesse9/19/2015, 11:40:25 PM1 votes

Holy moly that was funny. Thanks for sharing!

Wicked Waffle9/20/2015, 6:18:16 PM1 votes

Funny stories I have included:

My entire team was ahead of the other team. We were pushing to their inhib turrets when my Volibear said in all chat "ggez." The Quinn on the other team got mad and started flaming Volibear. After we destroyed their inhib, all of a sudden our Lee Sin starts spouting Buddhist phrases and the sort (I'm Buddhist, so I kinda understand). Anyways, he continues talking about Buddhist virtues and the sort the rest of the game, typing huge ass paragraphs in chat that Quinn and Volibear shut up. Sadly enough, we lost that game, but I had a lot of fun, and that's what counts.
I was afking in a bush near golems at the start of the game. I said "brb, gonna get some snacks" and left my desktop. When I came back, I heard things like "Double Kill" and "An ally has been slain." Panicking, I went into the game. Turns out that the enemy was invading us, and they all walked straight past the bush I was in, and I was autoing them the entire time. The ally has been slain was my jungler, and I had gotten a double. I then started to actually play by using my E (I'm level one) and got a Pentakill at level one. That was the most hilarious thing I had ever seen.
When I was first helping out my friend get into League, I started to teach him about items. I would be like "items give you better stats, so you have to buy items that fit your champion." Turns out he interpreted it the wrong way. He would buy 6 boots on skarner, but all the books for Ryze, and build mana/health crystals for Taric. On another time, he asked me what summoners to get. I said "Flash and Ignite." That game, the other team had a Zyra, and my friend would always ignite Zyra and proceed to ask why the plant girl didn't burn down.