Blizzard as a Shinning Beacon That Will Overshadow Riot If Something Doesn't Change

leWomanRespecter·8/6/2015, 4:38:05 AM·10 votes·2,140 views

So I was looking at some on the characters from Blizzard's newest take on a PvP shooter when I came across McCree. At first I thought,"Oh boy, discount Graves" with his Clint Eastwood style. Then after several hours involving numerous illegal activities that are irrelevant to the current discussion and a drug induced epiphany I realized that he IS Graves, more so than the shell of a champion that now roams the Fields of Justice. It all comes down to one small detail, one detail that may be overlooked by a layman or console gamer. McCree has a cigar and Graves does not. This takes away from the core gameplay of Graves and his identity as a champion. Blizzard by allowing the true Graves to have his cigar is establishing itself as a shining bastion of freedom of expression and individuality in the endless sea of misery that is the PvP game market. At the end of the day there is one question on the mind of Riot's player base: "Why can't Graves just have his goddamn cigar?"

15 Comments

OperationDEEZ18/6/2015, 4:40:02 AM4 votes

Please. For the love of God people. STOP.

Head Pimp8/6/2015, 4:41:48 AM4 votes

Woman can have tits the size of Virginia and wear next to no clothing, but Graves can't have his god damn cigar.

NinetyNine8/6/2015, 5:47:03 AM4 votes

Black people sit in the front of the bus but Graves can't have his god damn cigar.

rorkeimdone8/6/2015, 4:44:41 AM3 votes

Gragus is a champion completely based around being a drunk retard yet graves cant have the fucking cigar, and he has a skin of him smoking a cigiret

Professor Ward8/6/2015, 5:18:02 AM2 votes

This is, without a doubt in my mind, the single greatest post i have ever read, in any forum, ever. Kudos m8, kudos.

Not Katarina8/6/2015, 6:00:16 AM2 votes

must upvote more. the riots are growing. give graves his cigar before it's too late!

Trash MammaI8/6/2015, 4:44:10 AM1 votes

This game will obvs be blizzards version of TF2 and that game is crazy popular so I'd assume OverWatch will be just as popular it might become a new top game but it's not a moba so Riot will remain the best

rorkeimdone8/6/2015, 5:57:14 AM1 votes

Graves

NinetyNine8/6/2015, 5:57:20 AM1 votes

Graves Forever with out lung cancer r.i.p.

leWomanRespecter8/6/2015, 7:32:31 AM1 votes

Graves will never know freedom

Rabid Husky8/6/2015, 4:56:57 AM1 votes

oh hi high noon yasuo nice cigar and hair cut you have there wheres your sword?