Done supporting Teemo *ADC's*

Being a support main is never easy. Everything bad that happens bot lane is your fault, anything good was supposedly done 100% without your help, item builds take forever, etc. But you get used to it, and the adversity slowly makes you all the better of a support.

That being said, no amount of supporting prepared me for a match tonight where i was supporting Satan himself . Now i personally have never had much issue with the little bugger since he tends to roam top lane, but tonight Satan took a stroll down to my lane as my ADC. I try not to get too picky about my ADCs so I made no comment on the matter and just let it be. We stroll down to our lane and start lanning, but after a minute he stops and tells me to leave his cs alone. I ask him what's wrong, and show him that i in fact still have 0 cs. He replies with "you're the support, you aren't supposed to have any cs. Stop auto attacking them"...

Trying to remain relax and not start a fight with my ADC this early in the game, I calmly clarify that i do in fact understand my job and ask why he doesn't want me auto-attacking the full health ranged minions to weaken them for the easy cs pickup, to which he replies nothing and starts csing again.

So i figure, alright i'll just stand around and let him do whatever he wants with the minions, i'll stick to setting up champion kills (i'm trying out support in this match btw, was up against it earlier and thought it seemed effective)

So a minute later he ping-targets the enemy Kalista for an engage, so i charge it, knock up, and slow Kalista. Meanwhile he just sits there shooting away at minions until i die, and then tries to 2v1 Kalista and Blitz after my death, and he of course dies. Then he says "lets just stay under tower" and as you can imagine he then sits his butt under the turret and makes no real attempt to engage the enemy champs at all, but has no problem getting pulled by every Blitz rocket grab -.-

This goes on essentially the whole game, with him refusing to engage dragon with our jungler as well, and just sitting there watching the jungler get killed by the enemies that intercepted the dragon. We later discover that he did not even build AD, but rather AP, and our team therefore has no AD to really speak of. Finally the game ends when he himself starts a surrender vote, to which we all happily agree to.

So from now on the Satans on my team can keep their AP butts up in top lane, because I have zero interest in repeating this match again.

Thank you all for listening to my venting ^-^ sorry for it dragging on so long, just needed to get it off my chest Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!