So my last game started out like this:

: "Good luck, guys!" : "I DON'T SEE ANY GIRLS IN THERE!" : "Misogynistic pig!" (me): "You're calling us misogynistic yet there isn't a single female on your team." : "Can it Papa Smurf." -----10 minutes later----- FIRST BLOOD! : "That's Mama Smurf to you, boy!"

I may have lost that match but god damn it was such a nice moment.