A rope joke! kappa

A rope walks into the bar. He asks the bartender for a drink, the bartender replies "We don't serve ropes here." The rope stalks away... Later he returns in a disguise but the witty bartender sees right through him and again replies with "We don't serve ropes here." So the rope is in complete anquish, he takes himself outside and throws himself on the ground twisting and turning until he's a half-semi-rope of what he once was. This time he walks up the bar and asks for a drink but yet again he us turned away with a "We don't serve ropes here, didn't you hear the first 2 times I told you?" The rope then replies, "I'm a frayed knot!"