Post Game Chats Man, Pretty Vicious

So I was having my usual fun with my somewhat stupid, oddly effective Splitpush Shyvana build when I realized a rager from my last game followed me into this one.

Proceed to have the rager go, for the second time in a row, complain and shift the blame.

Honestly I don't even mind shifting the blame. Some people can't accept when they're wrong and quite frankly, a build designed to destroy towers and not squishies was asking for it anyway, but it's kind of odd when the rager in question go hyper aggressive about his attacks.

Brand is the rager, Shen is someone arguing in my place, I am Shyvana.

Brand: i told her 3 times help us Brand: what she do Shen: when you single handedly lose the game and try to blame shift everywhere else Shyvana: See the funny thing is I'm not even fighting my own battle here Brand: nothing Shen: funny stuff Brand: so plz fuck off Brand: nothing funny Shen left the room. Brand: at all Brand: i reported u 2 times allready as unskilled player Shyvana: Pretty funny to be frank Brand: since ur just garbage Brand: i really hope u get cancer Brand: and die Brand left the room.

On the list of things that I just found odd:

• I didn't have him muted from last game, apparently. I had to mute him again halfway through the game. Don't mutes carry over?
• Not just this Brand, I apparently have a record of blaming the ragers and flamers on my team...when they're usually muted and I'm ignoring them.
• I love my white night Shen. He didn't even want to top. Good guy.
• "It's not rocket science" "No. It's not rocket science"
• Apparently having the most damage on the team makes you the most valuable player. Not towers, not inhibs, but damage.
• I should be the lowest ranking on the team at gold V, but nope, we're all bronzies.
• Probably my favorite of all:

Brand: i reported u 2 times allready as unskilled player Shyvana: Pretty funny to be frank Brand: since ur just garbage Brand: i really hope u get cancer Brand: and die

Full post-game chat here:

Shyvana: So uhh Brand: report shyvana Brand: for just garbage Shyvana: I muted Brand from last game Shyvana: May I get details about what he apparently said about me Sona: report brand verbal abuse Shen: meh Brand: rofl Brand: r%%%%% costs us the game Shen: problem is brand just kept runnign in and getting caught Brand: and blame me Brand: no Shen: and thought it was shyvanas fault Brand: problem is Shyvana: Who blamed you? Brand: it was a 4v5 Shen: just dont get caught Shen: its as simple as that Brand: no Brand: its not simple Shyvana: Cuz that wasn't me Shen: you went to baron Shen: got caught Brand: u know whats simple Shen: and i ulted you Brand: a r%%%%% Shen: which lead to me dying Brand: coming a helping us Shen: then you went to drag Brand: so we can win Shen: got caught Brand: but shyvana solo Brand: because u know he has teleport Shen: just dont get caught....... Brand: he was gonna teleport Brand: fucking bronze Shen: its not some kinda rocket science Brand: look at my damage Shen: dont get caught Brand: no Brand: its not rocket science Brand: dont fucking let ur team 4v5 Brand: entire game Shen: its not that hard to not get caught Shyvana: "It's not rocket science" Shen: just stay behind me Brand: or Shyvana: "No it's not rocket science" Brand: we 5v5 Shen: DONT Shen: GET Shyvana: Brand are you okay Shen: CAUGHT Shen: thats all that needed to happen Brand: or we 5v5 Brand: i got caught once Brand: u know why Shen: twice Brand: because i type for shyv to come help us Shen: which once lead to baron Shen: and the other lead to teh game ending Shen: so yea Brand: but jk she was to busy farming top Brand: please stop acting like it my fault that we lost Brand: we lost this game because we had a 4v5 Brand: 3 times Shen: the truth is it was Brand: while shyv afked farm Brand: no it wasnt Brand: at all Shen: it doesnt matter that the other guy is doing his own thing Shen: all you have to do is not run into them 1v5 Brand: yes it does Brand: no Shyvana: So let me get this straight Shen: you have to run into them 1v5? Shen: if shyv is away from us? Brand: i didnt run into to thme Brand: its fucking nasus Shyvana: You knew full and well it was a 4v5 and I will constantly stay away Brand: he use slow Brand: i die Shyvana: But you fight anyway Brand: that it Shen: yes its nasus Shen: he has no speed boost Shyvana: Not only that Shen: he's a slow champ Shen: no gap closer Shen: all you have to do is walk away from him Shyvana: I warned you guys before the game not to even get near fights Brand: slow is gap closer Shyvana: And rely on siege Shen: a slow is not a gap closer lol Brand: ROFl Brand: i fucking low how bad u guys are Brand: look at damage Brand: does it look like we have a problem Brand: fighting them 5v5 Brand: u are so stupid ur making me mad Brand: all u had to do Brand: was engade on them Brand: i would killed them Shen: you do know throwing your ult for poke is just putting out lot of damage but not helping us Brand: but noo Shen: like karthus using his ult on cd Brand: lets be fucking garbage Shen: yea he'll be the top on damage Shen: but it'll be worthless Brand: r%%%%% Brand: my damage Brand: would kill them Brand: if u would tank Brand: but what u do Brand: Shen that hides in the back Brand: and ultis sona Brand: like a bronzie Shen: lol now you're blame shifting to me Shen: you will blame shift anywhere Shen: other than the truth Shyvana: Wait I thought you were blaming me Shen: which is you ran into them and died Brand: rofl Shen: and lost the game single handedly Brand: the ammount of fail Shen: the entire team knew it Brand: u guys did Shyvana: Like get caught by Nasus slows Brand: was to much to tell u Brand: u made so many mistakes Brand: i was just sad entire game Shyvana: Like get caught by a Nasus Brand: that i had to play with u Shen: yes if you're within the like 600 range of the nasus slow Shen: you're caught Shen: thats not a gap closer Shen: thats being stupid Brand: no Brand: thats shyvana pushing Brand: why Brand: idk Brand: what she do for us Brand: 1 tower Brand: 1 inhb Brand: for 3 team fight loses Brand: sooooo worth it Brand: fucking bronze Shyvana: I destroyed 4 towers this game Shyvana: :
Brand: u did nothing this game Shen: you're 'so hopeless, it doesnt matter what he was doing Shen: what he was doign wasnt really great for us Shen: but you are the reason we lost Brand: naw Brand: if i didnt get caught Brand: someone else would Shen: no Brand: but they see no point of going someone else Shen: we all were spacing away from them Brand: because u guys do nothing Brand: u run away Shen: you just walked into them Brand: shyv afk Brand: tris does no damage Brand: sona cant land 1 ulti Brand: plz fuck off Shen: yea when the fights lost Brand: and go back to bronze Shen: the adc doesnt do any damage Brand: where u belong Shen: the fight is lost Shen: because you suicided Brand: when u learn how to play this game Brand: ur fucking job Brand: is to get on them Brand: and make sure they dont get on me Brand: die Brand: and make sure Brand: i stay alive Brand: but what you do Brand: nothing Shen: were not going to win the 4v5 you r%%%%% lol Shen: so why go in Shen: just walk away from them Shen: its that simple Brand: o Brand: so tell me this Brand: when they come and kill us Brand: by simple Brand: flash on someone Brand: slow Brand: dead Shen: just walk away...... Brand: u gonna walk away? Shen: o the flash slow o jesus Brand: rofl Shen: if he flash slows me Shen: when i'm in the front Shen: i'll jsut dash away Brand: plz bro Brand: what ur saying is just stupid Brand: u know Brand: we lose Shen: who the hell would flash slow a tank anyways Brand: because of shyuana Brand: ur just mad Shen: we lost cuz of you lol Shyvana: Wait I thought you were blaming Shen Shen: just think about this Shen: i'm not even the fuckin shyvana Brand: nothing to think about Shen: i'm the objective view here Brand: would won game Brand: if we had a team Brand: but it was 4v5 Brand: because of shuvana Brand: its her fault Brand: simple as that Brand: u can point and say me as much as u want Brand: fact is Brand: 4v5 we lost Brand: who caused the 4v5 Brand: shyvana did Brand: i told her 3 times help us Brand: what she do Shen: when you single handedly lose the game and try to blame shift everywhere else Shyvana: See the funny thing is I'm not even fighting my own battle here Brand: nothing Shen: funny stuff Brand: so plz fuck off Brand: nothing funny Shen left the room. Brand: at all Brand: i reported u 2 times allready as unskilled player Shyvana: Pretty funny to be frank Brand: since ur just garbage Brand: i really hope u get cancer Brand: and die Brand left the room.