What's your weirdest moments?

I might have been playing this for a very short time, but gawd damn has weird things happened. The weirdest encounter must be when our Sivir ADC was getting a blowjob mid-match (not the in-game one of course xD). He said it all casually as well. He was pretty much afk for most the time, though he did throw some boomerangs and last hit once in a while. We ended up winning that game due to him actually being pretty decently skilled once he came.