I DID IT, I FINALLY HIT GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!

pro crastinat0r·6/11/2015, 5:11:14 PM·100 votes·11,669 views

I've been playing this game since season 2, and finally reached gold tier!

I would like to start by thanking my parents, whose constant nagging to stop playing at 3 am only inspired me to queue for one more game. I would also like to thank my three brothers, whose taunts about how big of a nerd I am will finally be silenced when they realized just how awesome I am for hitting gold. Finally I would like to thank my girlfriend, whose pleas for me to "stop playing fucking video games and pay attention to me" have fallen on deaf ears for three years. Yes I am awesome, you may all begin worshiping me now.

102 Comments

Drunk Rummate6/11/2015, 5:17:43 PM51 votes

If you don't make plat now your life will be meaningless. God speed friend.

Riotmoonstones6/11/2015, 6:06:39 PM44 votes

Congrats! :D

Vincent Lucius6/11/2015, 6:31:12 PM17 votes

Now you can retire and stream for money. People will pay you to play, women will pay you to play with them, and Faker will want to be you. Congratulations, buddy.

RiotZwill6/11/2015, 11:37:22 PM16 votes

As someone currently in my Silver promos, congrats! I only hope to one day aspire to your Golden status.

S H A Y C 06/11/2015, 5:18:23 PM12 votes

congratulations...however Boobs greater than Gold V...food for thought

SecondChanceHero6/11/2015, 5:18:27 PM11 votes

Congrats. My wife, "Hey, quit playing games." Me, "Uh, why? Kinda mid..." Wifey, "You wanna tap this or what?" Me: out of clothes and in the bedroom in less than the time it takes for LB to double distort.

Nice work mate, keep it up.

Princess Emma6/11/2015, 5:27:03 PM6 votes

''goldbitches.jpg''

LOL

Nice job though =)

TeemoJenkins6/11/2015, 5:39:52 PM6 votes

Grats, I hate you.

insaiyanbacca6/11/2015, 9:25:34 PM5 votes

congrats, if only i was this motivated to play ranked lol

Petiovski6/11/2015, 5:12:39 PM5 votes

Congrats mate, now you can start living! ;)

BluePolarizer6/12/2015, 2:07:06 AM4 votes

You will soon discover the truth:

Gold is highly polished bronze. Platinum is a very thin layer of platinum coated onto silver. Diamond is compacted coal tier of unrankeds.

S2C2Xd9KOy6/12/2015, 1:23:28 AM4 votes

checks account tomorrow Silver I 75LP

Curling Veigar6/11/2015, 9:29:58 PM3 votes

now get diamond cuz its easy as fuck

ImHerVoice6/11/2015, 9:27:35 PM2 votes

awww thats adorable -rubs head- good for you kiddo, keep climbing.

MarhsallLee676/11/2015, 9:04:51 PM2 votes

"goldbitches.jpg"

Nice name.

MagicK14126/11/2015, 9:57:00 PM2 votes

congratz summoner 31

Snakezzy6/11/2015, 10:18:01 PM2 votes

I laughed a tad bit when i saw goldbitches.jpg

DirkTarTar6/11/2015, 10:53:17 PM2 votes

you are amazing :)

The Soulforged6/11/2015, 8:44:59 PM2 votes

Hey same! I started season 2. I got gold last season, and plat in the preseason. Congrats to u!

Teachan6/11/2015, 8:42:08 PM2 votes

inb4 gold is the true elo hell. Everyone just thinks they know what to do. And once you hit plat, people REALLY think they know what to do. :c

Congratz either way! enjoy ze boarder. :D

Solaxo6/11/2015, 5:50:07 PM2 votes

Congratz you have pixel gold border

Dataless6/12/2015, 7:32:56 AM2 votes

golf claps

bvcderrttyyhjjjk6/12/2015, 10:58:54 AM2 votes

I started playing in S4 not knowing the difference between AD and AP and was placed in Bronze 4. Made it to almost Gold 4 end of season. The lack of difference between playing in Bronze and Gold made me quite depressed and it is just as hard and annoying to climb. I hoped that I would get less idiots in my games by climbing. God was I wrong. I somewhat lost my drive to climb. whatever I do, I end up relying on random idiots for my wins. Meh.

Mephistophilis6/12/2015, 11:15:05 AM2 votes

Congratulations! Now you can evolve trinkets!

All Day Tay Tay6/12/2015, 12:58:39 PM2 votes

i was playing since the end of season 1 (didnt rank till season 2) and only got gold in season 4. started this season in bronze 1, climbed all the way back up. i know your pain man. ladders are tricky things.

sp4416/12/2015, 1:05:55 PM1 votes

Congratulations! Enjoy your achievement being made meaningless by obnoxious elitist pricks acting like being Gold is no better than being Bronze V.

Random Task6/13/2015, 2:53:06 AM1 votes

Me too! Hit gold last week on the 5th.

AbodyHUN6666/13/2015, 6:54:49 PM1 votes

OOOOOOOOMMMMMM worship our lord and god pro crastinat0r for reaching the holy gold medal and getting a shiny skin in the end of the season unless he fucks up royally OOOOOOOOOMMMMMM http://www.fpcallen.org/images//worship.png