And now we begin a story of how I met the love of my life. Oddly enough, I recounted the just a little bit ago to my friends.
Once upon a time, I was looking for a ranked team in Team recruitment. I found one full of platinum players and joined on as their support (the only role available, I much prefer Jungle), and I supported a pretty nice guy. We won quite a few games but our leader who only played Split push top lane Zed was very upset with us because we didn't capitalize on "every opportunity" he gave us (which wasn't much because he was never a threat)
So eventually he kicks us all off the team and we go off and make our own. Our jungle takes his main -- top, and I take my main, jungle. We're short a support player.
Fear not, says one of the players. For I have a support! (I was actually talking to one of my friends about joining the game at that very moment to play our support, since it's his main.)
So he brings them into Skype and the first thing I hear is "Hi guys."
Be still my beating heart. It's a female.
She says that we can call her Len, because people mess up her real name a lot. Glenn, you say? Of course I'll call you Glenn, Glenn!
So I called her Glenn for the next few games until she was, I believe, furious at me.
The team ended disbanding eventually, but I still had her on Skype and a month later I moved to Vancouver to attend a school. When I got there I struck up a conversation with her which didn't last long. Basically "I live in Vancouver, what're you up to?"
She was up to nothing.
Later that night my cousin who lives with my Great Uncle (where I was living at the time) tells me that her boyfriend is coming over and she wants me to stay up with her because she doesn't want to stay up alone.
Sure thing, I said.
He didn't show up until 4 hours after he said he would (4 in the morning)
I asked Glenn if I should stay up with my cousin, for something to talk about and she said "Of course you should!"
We talked for a few hours that night.
Next day she calls me.
This repeats for a long time until eventually we're talking for hours on end each day over Skype and I'm like "Gee, I think I'm starting to have feelings for her."
Get in good with her mom despite Len not wanting me to, I circumnavigated her wishes by writing on pieces of paper and then putting them up in front of my webcam when her mother walked into the room. She would always answer the questions I asked her.
A month later I ask her out. She makes a high pitched squeaking sound and hangs up the Skype call. I ask her if she's OK, she says "yes she's OK"
So I ask her over text. No response.
"Well until you say yes or no I'm going to keep asking. I'll ask tomorrow, then maybe wait a day, then ask again. Then next week, then maybe two weeks from then, then next month, then next year, then maybe five years from then, but I'm never going to stop until you give me an answer"
So I run to a friend of mine and go "I asked this girl out and she cut the Skype call but we've been talking a ton and I really like her what do I do?"
Response: She wants your D. (This is why I no longer ask girls for advice. They're so rude.)
Next day is Tuesday. I get up early before school and ask her. She's awake. She calls me.
"Well?"
She hangs up, and calls me again
"You don't have to decide now, It's O--"
Cut off
She says "Yes, I want to be your girlfriend."
She's afraid of bringing down my MMR so she says we can't ever play ranked together but I've never had as much fun or joy playing anything with anyone ever before in my life.
We've been together since October 15th, 2013, which is also my mothers birthday. Needless to say, I called her the second she said yes and told my mother that for her birthday, I got myself a girlfriend.
My mom would have prefered a present, but I was way too far away from her, so there, mom.
And that's just the short version.
and camp mid lane when my girlfriend is prom queen 
and the enemy team hates all the cc :)
