After 10,000 games across 11 different accounts I finally discovered
That I'm a
main.
Only took me 5 years to find out.
If it took me this long to figure this out, then I guess it makes sense I never catch those subtle hints from the ladies that they're into me. Can't tell if being less oblivious or playing less league will get me more action... Can't be the league playing right? I heard chicks dig elo.
AMA.