After 10,000 games across 11 different accounts I finally discovered

PolygonSymphony·3/8/2015, 4:33:16 PM·1 votes·535 views

That I'm a Jayce main.

Only took me 5 years to find out.

If it took me this long to figure this out, then I guess it makes sense I never catch those subtle hints from the ladies that they're into me. Can't tell if being less oblivious or playing less league will get me more action... Can't be the league playing right? I heard chicks dig elo.

AMA.

9 Comments

Grashnim3/8/2015, 4:40:44 PM3 votes

Of course chicks Dig Elo, they're all into the victorious skins. If you can carry chicks to gold, it's love city. Alternatively, you can just buy them skins, why do you think they all show tatas on twitch?

Junkο3/8/2015, 4:47:46 PM2 votes

Took you 5 years to figure out by Jayce has only been out for like 2-3 years

Dangerous Man3/8/2015, 5:02:35 PM2 votes

Lol.

SEKAI3/8/2015, 5:17:18 PM2 votes

So since you were never able to catch subtle hints from the ladies so you now fall for a man instead?

Project Riven3/8/2015, 5:19:31 PM2 votes

That's what sucks about life. When you don't know who you truly are. What you truly want to be. When you spend years and years discovering, adventuring, attempting, and when you've finally get there, it's all so late because everyone's ahead or on the same square you're standing on, that only took them a year or less to get there.