Rito.... Why do you hate Ivern so much?

(DISCLAMERRRR! this is exaggerated, but it's how I honestly feel)

Why in the world... would you lower ivern's movement speed?! Can you imagine going into lane for a mid lane gank... ready to Q>right click> ult W, god is smiling on you, the birds are chirping, the bot lane isn't feeding and top lane Yasuo ISN'T toxic and 2/10/0... BUT WAIT HOLD ON! YOU REALIZE YOUR BASE FUDGING MOVEMENT SPEED IS 325 SO YOU'RE CREEPING INTO LANE LIKE A OLD MAN WITH A CANE AND HIS FAT GRAND CHILD HANGING ON HIS LEG.... WHILE HE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK SO THE WILD MOBILE MID LANER SPOTS YOU AND HE'S GONE. but there's a bright side.. you have your E slow and w range... it's okay. we got this.. WAIT WHAT WAS THAT? THE BUSH RANGE HAS BEEN LOWERED? ALL YOU NEED IS HALF OF A HALF OF A PIXEL TO AUTO HIM? LOL TOOOOO BADD. You throw your snare hoping to Jesus it snares your enemy mid laner... OH BUT THE SNARE IS SLOWER THAN THE OLD MAN WALKING INTO LANE SO THE LANER TWERKS IN YOUR FACE, EATS DINNER, STEALS YOUR GIRL GETS MARRIED AND HAS 3 SONS BEFORE SIDE STEPPING YOUR PATHETIC SLOW A**.