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The Troll by mini

Today is the day I will troll, I will hold nothing back. Load up League,

Play...

Summoners Rift is where I go. Waiting for that wonderful sound, to tell you a game is found. hit accept,

2, 4, 7, 9 people accept, just waiting for the 10th to start it up.

Decline!

That scrub! All you had to do was hit the dam* accept! who cares, next game hit accept,

3, 4, 9…. time is almost up… 10!

Finally in the lobby. Call ADC in the chat yes called it first time to go Ez. NO! some idiot auto locked in with Cait. OK. Teemo top it is, everyone starts typing gg teemo op. Just wait till they see my build full AD with a static shiv to.

good old loading screen everyone is at 100% EXCEPT! this stupid old cait. 5%, 7%, 5 minutes later… 77%, starting to get really mad. comeback in another 3 minutes and finally at 99%. Game starts and I buy T1 boots and 3 health pots.

Team starts to yell, why are you starting boots they say. I simply tell them “just you wait and see” Go to top lane immediately get killed by darius Team gets really mad and starts saying “report this f*ing troll”

“feeder” I simply ignore and type “just you wait” 7 min into the game Xin starts coming in to gank. but wait I have a ward and see him on his way. I attack Darius get him down to half health then xin jumps to save him Now is the time. Finish off Darius then Xin too.

More yelling only this time from the other team. “Teemo is a noob” they say I simply respond “just you wait”

20 minutes into the game and I am winning this lane.

Team has come to realize that I am build AD again they start to yell “teemo is a noob” now I really hate this team, they are all about the meta. double kill, triple kill… Quadra kill.

My team is full of idiots they all just died, leaving me alone, to ace this team. I know what I know what I must do I say.

I go invis a ways in front of the mid inhib turret. They are all pushing with no minions in sight. How dumb could they be they know im a sneaky Bstrd. They pass by me and attempt to take the inhib turret but they have no tank.

I simply wait for the right time to take them out.

My team is still yelling they say i am afk and to report. What little they know i am about to blow their minds.

Darius is 2 turret hits away from death he starts to back off. letting draven tank the turret. BAM! I come out of invis and kill Darius Then Draven, and Katarina, for the triple Xin down as well, QUADRA… now for the penta.

Nami down PENTA KILL!

Team is amazed, and don't know what to say.

All this time our minions have been pushing top. all the way to the inhib. I activate my ghost and my w time to end this game. minions destroy inhib.

All i have to do is get the two nexus turrets and the nexus, then its gg. 1 turret down, 2 turrets down. Darius respawns, I am left by myself as my team thinks Baron is more important than destroying a nexus.

Darus ults i'm almost dead 3 more hits is all I need. Nexus Destroyed. All with 27 health left to spare.

GG Don’t disrespect the troll.

Hey guys this is completely original, was very bored in English so i decided to write this, hope you enjoy. Why do you delete my post Riot. I have removed the bad words... Not as fluent and good anymore but whatever.