multi million dollar idea for riot

What if you created a device that would process the salt from league of legends matches into salt that us League players could use on our food and driveways (when it snows)! that way salty players could be productive for once. Alright riot, I know you are interested so now here is my offer, all champions and skins, even limitedly available skins, and $1,000,000 or 50% of all profits and the king rammus skin