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like the title says i have no idea why i did this but anyone's welcome to try to describe their favorite champions in anyway they want also this song has nothing to do with this but it seems fitting i just decided to post it here since idk where else

supports A Goddess in her own right bad guys beware her healing will put an end to pain for everyone!The star child herself won't let the cruelty of one(Looking at you ) blind her to the suffering of many! The heart of the freljord the sexy stud of the north he punched his way under a mountain but even then his heart is still his strongest muscle! The Tide Caller she may not look it but she is tough as nails this fish will sweep you away with the tides.She is the able to turn the tides of any battle! The storm's fury her mood is like the wind ever changing ever shifting unless you want to get sucked into a tornado and thrown halfway across valoran i suggest you stay on her good side! marksmen/women The marksmen King himself his attacks hit as hard as he is fabulous running doesn't help so you might as well watch as he fabulously executes you! the man without a plan he goes in shots you point blank in the face and walks away!everyone's a hero until you blow off a leg or two! the woman with a plan she will crack your skull like a tomb the battle mistress herself is not afraid to get her hands dirty for a price! To her honor is the rust on a dull blade! A man with nothing to lose will to do whatever it takes to win if you hear his arrow its already too late!If you want to dance with death always take the lead! with her ability to land head shot after head shot can't be beat!running from her with her aim is no better than just standing still and slitting your own throat!Also she leaves her fuzzy cuffs at home ;). is always ready to go in and fuck shit up she may not have a plan but she needs no plan chaos is the only "plan" she needs! mid laners in the blink of an eye and he already cut your throat!the worst part about losing his blades is that he has to trace back all his killings! she is the witch we all know and love she has a plan within a plan waiting to be sprung!You may win the battle but she already won the war! Thee emperor of Shurima a man who ascended to a state beyond humanity! Cross her and you will die before you even knew she was there she is a master of illusions who knows what you will see before you die! she like jinx is ready to go in fuck shit up and leave laughing if you run you won't be able to see this beautiful assassin stab you so go on live a little while you can! the ultimate nuke mage he farms ap from the deaths of minions he will turn any mages own power against them if you want to be on his good side i don't recommend saying any short jokes around him! the anti magus try to run from him and he will just appear right in front of you ready to silence Blast you! the master of shadows a ninja that will kill you without you even knowing he was in the room! the world won't end with a bang or a whimper but it will end with fire if he has anything to say about it! this sly card shark will con you out of all your gold and even that watch your wife gave you he has never lost a fair game...because he never played one! he is the harold of the mechanical evolution there is nothing that his science can't make better!Embrace progress! often mistaken for being the beautiful goddess of the Moon her only message to anyone is the sun's light only blinds and burns!They called me a heretic Now they are dead! The seer of the void will he awaken the void to this world or will someone stop him?**can **anyone stop him?a man who has seen the world itself end by the void! the boy who shatters the limits and shatters time one wrong step on his part and he can just turn back time a scientific mind that maybe be even able to rival ! The lady of the clock work herself is no pushover a machine with the soul of a living persona created to kill and dance while doing it!people break so easily but she doesn't know how to put them back together again! a half snake half woman beast whose toxic poison makes all her opponents cry for mercy before they subcomm to them for her wealth is only a means to gain power and anything goes! top laners The brutal Hand of Noxus don't turn your back or risk exposing your neck to his guillotine!the true embodiment of Noxian might Picking a fight with Noxus is Picking a fight with him you have been warned! The Crimson Reaper stocks the battlefield waiting for a worthy person to "Snack on"! It's ok for you to B- you'll be just his type!That which runs through you will run you through! The personification of violence itself!The Undead Juggernaut smashes anyone in his way!Friend Or Foe it matters not once he descends on the battlefield!What toel have i paid...
The swordsman who shattered her giant sword it matter not to her as she can quickly rebuild it to slash her target in two!Sins of the past leave doubt in the mind!No turning back! junglers The troll King The Troll Jury And the Exi-troll-tioner! He is the troll with a plan to fuck your day up!He's not ugly but you're about to be!They say the troll with the biggest club gets to be king and that's the rule!The trolls are going to war with all these try hards!Outsmart anyone you can't beat, Beat anyone you can't outsmart! The winter's Wrath The second sister.She was Cut from Ice , Sharped in storms ,and Hardened in the cold!Living in fear is not Living at all!With her trusty bore she will stomp the competition! The spirit walker!He loves honey but bees.......Constantly emitting fire really rules out lots of comfy nest options!His turtle shell is one part fortress and second part mobile home! The Spider Queen One moment talking to you softly the next Injecting neurotoxin into your spinal cord!Don't worry she won't bite...yet.She heard men love a woman with legs.....Will you be the next caught in her web?