Funniest League Joke You've Heard?

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TwistedFate : Warwick why the fuck are you afk at wolvs? Warwick I miss my familly :(

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insaiyanbacca10 votes

LeeSin walked into a bar, and into a table, and into a chair

6271 votes

LeeSin walked into a bar, and into a table, and into a chair

LOL

Trinityunicorn1 votes

LeeSin walked into a bar, and into a table, and into a chair

I think this one is the best. This really made me laugh.

insaiyanbacca3 votes

thank you

Akurotetsu9 votes

Maokai [12:24] im gonna jungle Xerath [12:25] but you don't have smite?? Maokai [12:25] I don't need it im sneaky Akali [12:26] Explain? Maokai [12:27] im a fucking tree they will never see me

Worgslarg7 votes

Yasuo [18:29]: wut to buy after shiv

Sion [18:38]: warm water, a clean towel, cotton cloths

Sion [18:48]: lemon juice, baking soda

Yasuo [18:59]: wtf

Sion [19:16]: the usual stuff for maintaining your bronze

from summonerscode.com/page/3

Leggie5 votes

This is one I made up.

What do you call a professor on undead juggernauts?

...

A sion-tist!

The2ndBes14 votes

What did the Sona say to the ADC?

...

...

...

Junkο4 votes

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Vauren4 votes

Yorick, Master Yi, and Lucian walk into a bar. There was no counter.

Remlap12231 votes

Teemo so Yi, I heard you were talkin shit.

I'm going to avoid making the obvious black man Lucian and police officer Caitlyn joke due to not being a racist asshole, and it's just too damn easy and has been done like a million times before.

FarRockBF3 votes

"[Champion] is balanced"

Skifcha3 votes

Yasuo never gets locked out of his house because he always Hasagi!

Drunk Rummate3 votes

"The difference between 30 ping and 100 is hardly noticeable"

Hah. Hahahaha. Haha...item 3070

Jungle Lux God3 votes

Nunu Dives a turret. Absolute Zero Turret Aggro.

Rustling Bush2 votes

if LeeSin was a consuler, what would his motto be?

"LeeSin to your heart."

EndlessSorcerer2 votes

Honestly surprised no one has made a "[Champion] is balanced" joke yet.

The Real Grimlai2 votes

A Demacian, a Noxian, and an Ionian walk into a bar. Wukong gets a triple kill.

Ironclad Dragon2 votes

Blitzcrank Screw you, Graves. I called ADC. Graves Cry me a river, you little bitch. And put a ward in it.

IlIlII2 votes

WHY DOES YASUO ALWAYS GET LOCKED OUT OF HIS APARTMENT?

BECAUSE HE NEVER ''HAZ A KEY''

<333

Dreddeth1 votes

The funniest LoL joke I've ever heard?

"I was wrongly banned."

A bit mean-spirited, true, but 10 paragraphs later, it's usually quite clear whether or not they deserved it.

Edit: Also, I haven't heard very many LoL jokes that I remember in the first place, other than the ubiquitous puns.

delonix1 votes

how do supports get to the rift shop?

they go for wards.

:)

Remlap12231 votes

Yorick walks into a bar... there's no counter.

obscuresiren1 votes

How does Yasuo open doors?

Because he "HAS-A-KEY"

MrWulliiKallii1 votes

Why can't Yasuo get locked out his appartment?

Because he always has-a-key

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