Funniest League Joke You've Heard?

627·11/13/2014, 6:54:52 PM·7 votes·13,560 views

Say the funniest league joke you've ever heard in this chat

TwistedFate : Warwick why the fuck are you afk at wolvs? Warwick I miss my familly :(

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insaiyanbacca11/13/2014, 7:08:17 PM10 votes

LeeSin walked into a bar, and into a table, and into a chair

Akurotetsu11/14/2014, 1:32:21 AM9 votes

Maokai [12:24] im gonna jungle Xerath [12:25] but you don't have smite?? Maokai [12:25] I don't need it im sneaky Akali [12:26] Explain? Maokai [12:27] im a fucking tree they will never see me

Worgslarg11/13/2014, 7:03:03 PM7 votes

Yasuo [18:29]: wut to buy after shiv

Sion [18:38]: warm water, a clean towel, cotton cloths

Sion [18:48]: lemon juice, baking soda

Yasuo [18:59]: wtf

Sion [19:16]: the usual stuff for maintaining your bronze

from summonerscode.com/page/3

Leggie11/13/2014, 7:05:18 PM5 votes

This is one I made up.

What do you call a professor on undead juggernauts?

...

A sion-tist!

Junkο11/13/2014, 8:25:47 PM4 votes

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The2ndBes111/13/2014, 8:18:44 PM4 votes

What did the Sona say to the ADC?

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...

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Vauren11/13/2014, 9:00:22 PM4 votes

Yorick, Master Yi, and Lucian walk into a bar. There was no counter.

Jungle Lux God11/14/2014, 6:49:45 PM3 votes

Nunu Dives a turret. Absolute Zero Turret Aggro.

FarRockBF11/13/2014, 9:12:34 PM3 votes

"[Champion] is balanced"

Drunk Rummate11/14/2014, 2:54:29 PM3 votes

"The difference between 30 ping and 100 is hardly noticeable"

Hah. Hahahaha. Haha...item 3070

Skifcha11/14/2014, 5:51:51 AM3 votes

Yasuo never gets locked out of his house because he always Hasagi!

Rustling Bush11/13/2014, 8:20:50 PM2 votes

if LeeSin was a consuler, what would his motto be?

"LeeSin to your heart."

EndlessSorcerer11/13/2014, 9:03:23 PM2 votes

Honestly surprised no one has made a "[Champion] is balanced" joke yet.

The Real Grimlai11/14/2014, 2:30:14 PM2 votes

A Demacian, a Noxian, and an Ionian walk into a bar. Wukong gets a triple kill.

Ironclad Dragon11/15/2014, 9:15:05 PM2 votes

Blitzcrank Screw you, Graves. I called ADC. Graves Cry me a river, you little bitch. And put a ward in it.

IlIlII3/20/2017, 11:56:00 PM2 votes

WHY DOES YASUO ALWAYS GET LOCKED OUT OF HIS APARTMENT?

BECAUSE HE NEVER ''HAZ A KEY''

<333

Remlap122311/14/2014, 7:31:18 PM1 votes

Yorick walks into a bar... there's no counter.

MrWulliiKallii5/17/2017, 8:35:04 AM1 votes

Why can't Yasuo get locked out his appartment?

Because he always has-a-key

obscuresiren12/24/2016, 8:56:13 PM1 votes

How does Yasuo open doors?

Because he "HAS-A-KEY"

delonix11/14/2014, 5:37:28 PM1 votes

how do supports get to the rift shop?

they go for wards.

:)

Dreddeth11/14/2014, 3:23:35 PM1 votes

The funniest LoL joke I've ever heard?

"I was wrongly banned."

A bit mean-spirited, true, but 10 paragraphs later, it's usually quite clear whether or not they deserved it.

Edit: Also, I haven't heard very many LoL jokes that I remember in the first place, other than the ubiquitous puns.