Ever felt like....

You being constantly bullied by your lane opponent as a fragile ranged champion? Want to be an adc AND an asshole? Ever flash auto but they still get away? Ever wanna flash q as but your just a tad bit short, and all you do is auto? + = 100% Counter to all mele champs w/o gap closers... and even with gap closers ._. + = Haha you tryna leave m8? Tired of getting kited but want more hp as ?

I mean seriously people, this item is absolutely fabulous, you get HP AD AND KRITZ ANNNDD UR BASICS SLOW..