The Hands of Baron

These patch notes held many exciting and great things, but perhaps the most terrifying bit of information was that for killing Baron Nashor, you gain the buff called "Hand of Baron." Does this mean that Baron has hands? What are you going to suggest next Riot, that he has feet?!? Hands and feet are the only things that give champions an advantage. Now that Baron possesses one, if not both of those attributes, what will stop him from conquering the entirety of the Rift, and then the World?

Beware of this monstrosity you have created Riot, before it one day rules over you.