Pro Yasuo Pro Guide Pro

Pro Yasuo pro guide pro

Starting items: brown glove and 2 strawberry fizzy pops. This start will let you punch your opponent with your brown glove, and not get too thirsty with your soda.

Laning: Walk into lane and go up to your opponent. They will be scared of you,because you are broken. Then miss your q on them. This will give them a false sense of security, which you will beat out of them later. For now, miss q’s and pretend like you are bad at farming, but sneak in a few here and there.

1st back: Go back to the cool runic circle and buy your glowing yellow sword and boots. This will help you because now you can use your sword, and not just your fists. The boots will help you to not tear up the bottom of your feet when you are walking around, beating people with your yellow sword.

Laning 2.0: Now you can use your portable waterfall to startle your opponent. You also should land a few q’s to make them back off. Overextend, get ganked, and die. This is good, because it is like an instant recall. Buy an orange skeleton hatchet. This will creep your opponent out so much, they will sit there crying by their tower.

Laning 3.0: Now that your opponent has been seduced, gank bot lane. The likely blue elf and fish with human face will be so scared, they will sacrifice themselves to your tower. Let the fish get executed, but destroy the blue elf demon. You have to beat it into people to be scared of you.

Teamfighting: Use your tornado and jump move to get in the middle of their team. Then put down a portable waterfall to make them poop their pants. Riot actually messed up making yasuo. They made his waterfall do no damage. Hit them with q’s so they think it is doing tons of damage. Win the team fight then go back and buy lightning knife and upgrade your hatchet to a big waiter cut less.

If you have not gotten a pentakill by this point, you are trash. Go sacrifice your self to Baron Nashor. He may or may not help your team, but he will be better than a nooblord yasuo who doesn’t get any pentakills. Remember, you are broken. You should never lose.

Items: Your full build should be Lightning sword, Bonnet of the Resting Kitten, Yellow sword with a triangle on the tip, Blue bow and arrow, and paratrooper armor. Your boots should be the booger greens. These are the best boots because they let you stab your opponent more.

If you follow this guide, you will be on faker and bjergerking’s level in no time. Thank you for listening, and have a good time. Goodbye.