Rito: What the fuck is this?

Yasuo playerbase had the full bottle

Nobody can beat Kata mains at complaining.

I'm confused as to what potatoes have to do with it?

Little did we know, he was pacing around, distracting people from his family's nest that is burrowed underneath blue buff.

Definitely 1k everything. His health and mana? Just forget it.

He has at least 30 of every item. His stats are over 9000.

What he has on display: = +400 HP, +100 AP = +10% CDR, +45 MS = +25 AD, +40% AS, +10% Lifesteal = +65 AD, +20% Crit chance, +50% Crit damage x2 = +20 AD = +25 AP, +10% CDR

All summed up: +400 HP +20% CDR +20% Crit Chance +50% Crit Damage +40% Attack Speed +10% Lifesteal +45 MS +125 AP +110 AD

Just for fun, here's what the lady on the other side of the Rift has: = +400 HP, +100 AP = +300 HP, +400 Mana, +80 AP (at 0 minutes in) = +65 AD, +20% Crit chance, +50% Crit damage = +25 AD, +40% AS, +10% Lifesteal = +10 AD = +12 AD, +30% AS = +100 AP, +45 Armor = +80 AP, +10% CDR

Total: +700 HP +45 Armor +400 Mana +70% Attack Speed +10% Lifesteal +20% Crit Chance +50% Crit Damage +10% CDR +112 AD +180 AP

TL;DR: If you want to pick off a shop keeper, it's best to try the Redside shopkeeper. He's got less stats out in the open to call on...

Just for shits and giggles. Adding up all the items x31 (5 ppl x6 items each + 1 extra that he is still able to sell you) with the passives from just seraphs, muramana, deathcap, and cinderhulk:

You have:

508,013 Health 39,215 Armor 91,693 Ability Power 46,190 Attack Damage 16,709% Attack Speed 2,325% Lifesteal 210,800 Mana 24,490 Magic Resist 70,625% Base Health Regen 43,500% Base Mana Regen

This isn't without item passives and stuff like that.