Rito: What the fuck is this?

You don't want that, it's not what you think it is.

It is Scuttlecrab blood, the most concentrated source of NaCl in existence.

Riven drank one drop. ONE DROP. Now look at her playerbase.

It's the secret sauce he puts in your to make it a

Why do we buy things from him? Just ransack the place at level 1 and go to lane fully geared. Take the balloon as well.

Well, he also has Heart of Gold SOOO...

The shop keeper on twisted treeline has a Thornmail, yet he doesn't sell it

I knew he had a villainous look about him... What other pirated goods do you have in their Mr. Whiskers?

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You drink the blue potion - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You drink the red potion - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

Mana poots cunfurmed

Never trust an otter
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It's a shop premium item. You need a VIP Rito pass to get your hands on one of those.

Surely there must have been a debonair Galio in that game.

That's Elixir of Sorcery's unreleased cousin Elixir of Mana Regen...

Even though mana potions aren't in the game anymore, it wouldn't look as good being purple or green instead of blue. They could switch it with a Biscuit of Rejuvenation though.

I wonder if these mysterious blue potions will later be added into the game? Hmmmmm

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/3/32/Blue_Team_Shopkeeper.jpg Both shopkeepers are in this conspiracy man. (there was a picture of the other shopkeeper but i fucked it up so just use your imagination) Edit: Thank you PaladinNO